Goats' testicles and sexual politics
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
"Not for me, for Octavian." and points to the kid sitting opposite her. Then, she continues:"Eat them while they are warm my dear, puts oak in ur penis."
"I rather not." Refuses the young man with disgust in his voice.
"Nonsense, u must. U have been developing a distinctive feminine aroma and I do not like it.When ur mom's father was at ur age .. not a single slave gal was safe. Remember the son of Julia and the masculine men. Now, do as I say .. eat them."
"I will not."
"U will not leave the room unless u do as I say."
Stares for a while and then barks again:"I am waitinggg!!!!."
and that kid at the young age of 19 became the emperor of Rome. Under his rule Rome ushered in a new era of prosperity and stability.his name was Augustus, also called as The Son of God, the heir to the throne of Julius Caesar.
I came across this while watching Rome (a HBO series). It shows brutal and insensitive treatment of women. Men used to swear by the code of conduct, would live by sword and use women like commodity. Women would be deceitful and use sex and seduction to have their way and screw the royalty. Similar, sexual politics is also seen in far east in Indian subcontinent. Women were used as commodity (well things have changed but..) and women wd play similar games full of lust, deceit and treachery. Kama Sutra is a tale of how women play sexual politics.
Having said so... I wd again read the conversation above between Augustus and his mother and I can't stop laughing.. Dude!!!! goats's testicle to become a man.... he he he.
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Main Bhi Madonna: Audioslaved
Saturday, February 24, 2007
Saturday, February 24, 2007
The 1st song I chose to better (he he he) was "Show me how to live"............. Chris Cornell .
I Know, I can't SING. But u can pass these pieces of melody as drunken frustrations of a bereaved soul. (ouch!!! the songs were less painful than Jay's writing).
So, here u go.... this time COCHISE.
and I did that again :
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Monster's Inc. Ahoy
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Smile, as we become a part of Monster's Inc.
U lick my wound, while I lick yours.
Last few weeks, I myself witnessed emotionally and professionally testing times.( I woke up to the fact that HR (Human Resource) guys are digging up Orkut Profiles to know about candidates. Orkut has been a genuine social networking site and experiences realistic expression among frnds. In this regard, it is by far more well-behaved than Myspace, Friendster or HI5. But then u can't blame the corporates, when they are hiring people by paying a sum, which is far above the national scene. They can't afford to hire people who gonna dupe them and dump them after a brief stay. Dog eat Dog...Corporate espionage is metamorphosing.
Too bad tho, my orkut scraps don't feed the spying eyes much. It still is a nightmare for me cause half of the scraps are all about "where have u been placed (=got a job)? what about the salaries". If there is an old friend on chat, its the same Q. If its a fone call, its for only one purpose. Anyways, I don't have anything bad, that I need to hide.(In fact, I have a pretty good one.. job I mean ).
Talking of Jobs and readily available foreign exposures, I can't miss mentioning the story of Dildo and Nippo. Both of them got high paying jobs last year and are well placed in England. The story goes... During 1st few months, Dildo used to go out on weekends to clubs and pubs; while Nippo the conservative one wd stay back alone. He would pick a firang (white) chick and ask if she wd like to have a drink with him. Too bad .. no luck here dude. After constant failures, he started checking out eastern Europeans. 1st they wouldn't understand english. When they did, lol.. "no thanks". Dildo didn't get discouraged. He tried approaching Indians living in there. Lol, they won't even listen.
Now, Dildo spends time playing carom with Nippo in weekends.
U don't let ur go life like this. He he he .. so we have our share of fun at the high pressure situation. STD, Tiru me and Rubby have this tournament going on between us.
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Monday, February 19, 2007
Monday, February 19, 2007
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Pickbrain says consistency is the key to sucksess replies : I learn something new everyday.
Small people are called midgets interrupts the discussion : he he... I don't expect you Grande poopooba to not understand these things.
Che Gubbara : bad karma
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Body odor and women: POTtY tales
Monday, February 12, 2007
Monday, February 12, 2007
The news was about how women are attracted by body odor of men and hence the deo sales should go down. It was the byproduct of so many trivial researches that toe-nail-chewing scientists do.
Androstadienone is the male chemical signal. Here.....I drop it and there u get dropped.
Apart from the nasty scientific discussion we can indulged in, a lot of single male species came in with a new found argument. They justified their singledom and inability of female appeasement to their regular bathing habits and hygiene. Hydrophobia would result in a stinking male homo sapiens, which would coz the human body to be the fort of accumulated androstadienone and thus females would stick to him.
Soon, the repercussions were seen in the Annual POTY awards (Person of the year awards). A separate category was created for "hydrophobia award" for the one who bathes the least.
POTY nite didn't spring any surprise. Geela hosted the awards nite (which is also our farewell nite). The hydrophobia award was bagged by none other than our neighbor peepu.. Yikes!!.
Moment of reckoning came when "ADAM and EVE award" for the most sticky couple was announced and the winner was again Dopey and Peepu.
Geela straightway announced, their stickiness to be the true testament for the article on women and odor.
Geela: "Dopey; sticking with peepu, the hydrophobia award winner!!! It has to be true love...
with frustration and anguish in his face, he screams: " .....HOW?"
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Yeah, unfortunately evolution has made women more attractive towards the half-homosexual (aka metro) man :(
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Captain Courageous and His Dharma.
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
One- I indulge in excessive self adulation [Cause though it may be wrong, it doesn't take my right to talk about my feats.]..... and thus u have been lawyered
two - While I write this, I have already slipped into trance listening to one of my fav. bands Rammstein.
three - captain courageous has nothing to do with dharma. The story is in two parts.
Interdorm cricket is something that takes the interdorm rivalry to a new level. Being the defending champions puts extra burden on us and considering we don't have the batting strength we had last year, our task is really cut out. Someone had put the team name in the notice board with me as the captain. Things really are weird here.
The taming bulls - Bhooke(cap). Geela. Chuli. Puchi.Cryo.Appu.TJ and Jhalak(wk).
The 1st match was against one of the toughest teams in the tournament and we, the defending champions entered the arena as the underdogs.We scored a pathetic 39. When it was time to bowl, the opponents made a mockery of our bowling. Soon, they were chanting "where is the next team". Our shoulders were down. Suddenly, Geela started bowling like a drunken monkey. Opponents started getting run out in a mad rush. In the last over they were supposed to score 5 runs to win. Yours truly and sincerely Jay took the ball. I bowled a negative line. The opponents gave away their wickets and lost by one run. Hurrays.It took some time b4 realization of the victory sank in.
Sounds Fatalistic. Atleast, we are through to Quarter Finals.
In our leadership class, we had to make a presentation on "Idealism and reality" based on Iravati Karve's Book "Yuganta". We had three characters to portray "Karna, Aswathama and Krishna" (Tongue twister ?.. no doubt the exchange students from Europe excused themselves from this Hindu mythological discussion)
We planned a decent role play and we pulled it well too, except one technical goof up. I used one of my favorite Fonts "Samarakan"(below), but I couldn't install it on the classroom comp.
As usual the classroom produced some intense discussion splashed with corny display of humor which reached rock bottom.
The faculty is moderating the discussion and asks to draw parallel between the character of Krishna and Rama.
She says "Though both are considered Gods, Rama is the one people look up to and not Krishna.Even when Mahatma Gandhi was shot, he said Hey Rama"
interruption 1 - Ma'm, That's also because Rama is easier to pronounce than Krishna
interruption 2 - Ma'm. actually the chant goes . "Hare rama , hare krishna." So, Gandhiji mentioned Rama first and before he could say Krishna ... he was no more.
However, the following cracker was a bit respectable.
Characters of Karna and his quest to be recognised as one of the royal blood was being discussed, when some1 mentioned the dreaded word RACISM. Some fellowmen started giggling.
On being asked to share what was it that got them tickled, prompt came the anecdote-
Well, last Sunday we had been to dorm dinner and Mukul ordered SIZZLING BROWNIES.
To that Geela commented - "Had u been in England u would have been charged with Racism and atleast watchout that Shilpa Shetty is not watching"
The faculty later said " In fact, this city is famous for its' sizzling brownies."
don't laugh. literally.
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Had u said that ("sizzling brownies") in Nigeria, the most u would have received would've been non-plussed looks :-) People judge less by innuendo in speech than by overt action. And I'm impressed you've paid more attention to ur typos. Only two this time (I'll let u guess which and which). U're the bomb, JJ. Hare Rama - oops, was it 'Krisna' first:-)?
"people judge by innuendo in speech less than by overt action" - that's a random generalization .. and a sweeping statement... It solely depends on how much the society is evolved ... :)..
Hare Rama .. Hare Krishna.
yeah...I see how you'd misunderstand that. I was carrying on a train of thought about Nigerians, but I guess you missed that 'cos I didn't say, "people HERE judge...". My bad :-)
He he he .. exactly Trigger happy.
I know u meant people THERE judge.
that's y I added with "sarcasm" that ... it solely depends on how much the society has evolved...(the society which is judging :P).
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Saturday, February 03, 2007
Saturday, February 03, 2007
Rated - A
Theme - A hard Days Night
4:15 pm - I had put on my business casual and rushed to CR5. I took the comb in one pocket, so that I could rest the bouncing souls on my head called hair, to rest; while I walked to the CR5. If u are late u have to flush out 250 bucks.
4:30 pm- 5:30pm - the presentation by this company, which claims to be the 2nd largest FMCG in India (pre Gillete-PnG marriage) starts with the display of "uncommon sense", which is their idea of existance.
Well, one good thing they distribute After Shower Cream and a Aftershower Gel.
Then, for an hour they go on to pitch in as to how wonderful it is to work in that organization.. I am impresssed.
5:45 pm- I rush to the computer center (I have been playing the Commodity trading game there). I see a slump in the silver and gold prices. I start buying a couple of lots. Soon, there is a news flash in Kitco.com that some funds have started buying Gold. Gold prices start to rise so wht do I do .. I take some short (sell) positions.
No prizes for guessing the bullion prices never go back .. and I start losing money. I decide to go back and sleep.
8:30 pm - I came back to room. and started reading a book "the new world of microenterprise finance". I was supposed to submit a review next morning.
10:00 pm - I couldn't resist sleep. :)
00:30 am - I woke up to reality. Start slipping the pages of the book. fast and furious.
7:00 am - I completed a review of 4000 words. Then, I started another book.
10:10 pm- I finish both the reviews. Rush to Ludo's room. wake him up. Start his comp and fire the print out. y don't they keep their system fast and running. geez. Meanwhile, far-far away from the maddening moments the class where the review was to be submitted has already started.
10:10 am - I enter the classroom with a thumping noise of hands hitting the desks and everyone staring at me.
Mr. Sriram welcomes me in the class."Did u submit both the reviews". I answer by nodding my head in affirmative. "Are u able to walk? (he he he.. my foot) If, u wanna go back and sleep, I will allow you and If u wanna stay, that is possible only in one condition - u have to promise You won't snore".
"I have been Nasty to you"
No Answers. (Nasty. Nasty... Hell ya!! u have been Nasty.)
The book review was allotted like a month ago. However, I realized only two days back that the book I was supposed to cover, wasn't available. I was roaming around in a corridor, where I was supposed to be interviewed for a Job that I saw the prof passing by. I informed the prof that I didn't find the particular book and instead picked another by the same author. the prof gave me a mouthful before he realized my neatly pressed suit and asked " Are you going for a job interview?" I said "yes". " Well, then go in a good mood and talk to me in the class next day."
The next day. He asked me to submit reviews on two books. Punishment for bad planning. I had only one day to go.
So I had finished 2 book reviews of 4000 words each in one night. One of the Book was about SBA Loan guarantees to the Bank credits by the federal government and the only thing it discussed was how badly run and managed the whole program was in the early 1950s.
Gladly it was the profs last class and thats my experience with one of the best prof i met was to end.
"Ok, So bye bye for now and all the best for your careers.Its time for me to gossip in our lobby with other teachers." Pause. and stare. ""what do you think only students gossip. Faculty also have their own juices to share. The crime committed on you is an organized one." Wide smile. "Good morning Jay and Bye"
11:15 am - I am back to my room. I check my mail-box and reply to some penis enlargement kit messages. Oh, when would they stop.
11:45 am - I adorn myself in business casuals again and enter the CR5 (again!!), which adorned itself for a mega cola war. Yes, this time it was Pepsico presentation.
Good thing about them, they distributed us lots of free Pepsi and Mountain dew. Bad thing, I am not very fond of Pepsi products. They made us play a game in four groups named "Pepsi, Aquafina, Tropicana, Fritolay". We were supposed to solve an operation problem for them.
The Fritolay group presented an algorithm to solve their distribution problem and walked away with the prize.
1:30pm - I finished my mountain dew and walked towards the dining hall for Lunch.
2:00 pm- I come back to room. I check the Gold prices and silver prices. They had climbed further up. more losses. I sit back and wait for the prices to go down. They didn't.
5:00pm- I come back to room dejected and open my comp to see a news in www.kitco.com
"Gold prices crash from an all time high because the funds face losses".
A bit too little too late.
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Firstly, I don't like the Beatles ... just so you know :)
And I am a Diet Coke girl so I totally agree with you re Pepsi.
And what, they can't afford to pay the students with proper money for the suggestion that is gonna make them more money? *tsk*
Real case scenarios are great when you are a student, but Pepsi shouldn't take advantage of it.
And as for your Commodity trading, man you need to be crack ... ehhh... blackberry up and keep an eye on the market 24/7 and not let book reviews and classes come in the way.
yay for u r not a pepsi gal..
boo for u don't like Beatles.
They didn't give us money but they gave some shitty prize to the winner who solved the case.
Oh hell ya !! I need to devote more time in the commodity trade.. [but anyways.. i lost only 2500 bucks rest was contributed by my broker and college's trading club :)].
Ur RSS reader sucks :|
No, my RSS reader doesn't suck. Don't complain. First you are bullying me a la Jade Goody style to get me to use RSS and the you don't have the right RSS whatever so I can follow your blog.
I'd do with oil instead of gold. Gold usually goes up when it is a new Iraq war starting or similar. Gold is the safe haven when the fin.stats can't tell the future.
I am, of course, don't practice what I preach. Well, actually, I am investing in Russia mutual funds and they are linked up with oil indirectly.
I was not doing Gold instead of Crude coz it was a Gold mini contract.. so smaller volumes & less exposure. We had a cap on the exposure (Because it was arranged by a third party AND COLLEGE for our sake :( ).. and today the game was closed so had to square off all positions at losses.
I trade only in equities, currently. Russian Mutual funds is a nice idea.. will start my research on them soon.
Lizze everything is dependent on "OIL" :P
and :P If I did a Jade Goody.. on u .. Thank me .. now u can become a failed-actress-turned-star like Shilpa :)
A Hard Days Night... hahaha. i haven't been hearing that song for quite some time now. love it though. you got good taste in music. just like the saying "old is gold". ^^
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These super techies were well educated and smart, but the job on offer was comparatively mundane. The money on the other hand was easy, there was lure of overseas stint, and a better quality of corporate life that the new IT companies offered.However, two things happened in this unholy alliance -
1. Soon, with an experience of 2 - 3 yrs they were bored and looking to get the MBAs by cracking things like CAT/GMAT etc.
2. The bored super techie, with ample time/money on hand and an easy tech access - got interested in Online indulgence into the Equity Market and its cousins . No wonder emergence of the online brokerage/penetration of internet/booming economy and the bored Super Techie in an IT company forged an alliance.
Aditya, fell prey to the "obvious second one", stated above; whereas,I was still as non serious as I was two years back (prior to my MBA days). Aditya, in the dinner table would randomly throw a few questions to me like - "given a chance which sector you would bet on?". Then, what would follow was typical MBA global gyan on sectoral growth. Real estate,Retail and Infrastructure would form the core of our discussions. One interesting thing he had revealed to me during such discussions was - his penchant to back companies with strong leaders and an easy way out is - the companies driven by IITians. Thus, he would discuss with me - IndiaBulls, its rise and future growth plans. I was impressed indeed. He would also explain his game plan - The Markets are on the rise and its gonna surge like this for probably next two years - Here is the chance to maximize our gains and then it will be a super neo Hindu growth story.
Its been one year and things have changed since then. I am looking to call him soon and let him know a few of the things that is happening now:
. An erstwhile busy Investment Banker is finding time to comment on my Tagboard. Wackiness of his comments are not at all proportional to "the squeeze" in the market.( Who is etika ).
. A famous movie from 80s starring Charlie Sheen and Michael Douglas, is going to the editor's table and now the opening trailer would read "Once upon a time in NY, there was a wall street.."
. Top 10 Email Spams: A forwarded email by a colleague of mine is finding a place into the top 10 email Spams. This was an email on the walk-ins for Lehman Employee's by another Investment Bank in India.
. Corporate Bankers: With work, less likely to come by,the city bankers have installed NFS (need for speed) on their comps. No corporate client is likely to walk by, to borrow money at such high interest rates.
. Jaywalking Jay is back to blogging - He has time to sit and fiddle around with his comp. The sudden space has been provided by the decision to cull new retail projects and go slow on spending.
. Super techie Thorny is looking for start-ups. New projects are drying up for the IT biggies. Banking is a big customer.
. My consistent cousin who talks once a year to me had called to say "Hi". During the conversation, he drops in the news of layoffs to be announced by the Steel sector in coming months and how he is wondering what to do. Surely, one option is to pass on the CV to me.
These fretting facts, though from different parts of the world they are, point towards one inevitable truth - The slowdown is here - before than we expected and more monstrous than we have ever seen.
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My Cellphone was incessant. The whole world breaks lose to disturb my beauty sleep, which anyways has long alured me since I moved outta college.
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Oh, good to see you back again Jay Bhaiya! This is Ish..deado..you remember? I was wondering where you are..so it's Kolkata now. Situation doesn't seem very good but anyway, how is everything else going? It's great to see you again.
I also wanted to ask another thing, are you still a part of the iBored blog we had? If so, can you please send me another invite to that on this ID with which I'm posting a comment?
yeah been an ardous journey.. Wassup with ya ... live an kicking with a loads of blogging?
.. iBored .. yeah it shows in my dash board .. but i donno if i can invite anyone.. will check it some time.
I'm fine, still blogging yeah. Now looking to attend college. What's been up with you?
And don't worry about iBored. We figured it out ourselves.
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"Can u see anything".
I smiled. "Then slow down the bike".
"Arre its too slowwww.." Couldn't complete it. Damn bump dram hump pump. I only had an idea something was going wrong. The front wheel wasn't on the road anymore. Seemed we were sliding down a pit. Suddenly, the body mass of existence flew in air. The laptop that was till now sitting pretty on my back, was suddenly over my head pulling me along.
My palm touched the ground 1st and the cell fone slammed on the flat hard road. (Sehwag's mom had advised to keep the cellphone mutthi mein - not my fault) I wasn't resisting any of these nature's call. I just let it go and with a sommersault I was 6 fts away from the bike. The Laptop was still hanging around though.
The whole episode was no less exciting than experiencing . The only regret remained - "the flashlights and cameras around to capture the "somersault" or pretty chicks watching me do the act :(.
49 Ants in my pants:
Yeah big shame that there was no cameras around .... would have been to see that ;)
Glad you + friend are ok
look this is the "diet" i told you about you should really enter the site :) bye enter the site
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Cyrus: No offence to Alyque, the play was…
Boman: Go ahead and offend Alyque. It’s okay.
Cyrus: Yes, the play was really bad. And the only good part about the play was the pimp… you.
Boman: Parsi mothers are always very proud of their children. After the show, my mother asked around, ‘Did you like my son?’ They didn’t know who her son was. So she said, ‘The pimp is my son.’ Someone ask ed her if she wanted a lift, and she said, ‘My son will drop me.’ ‘Who will drop you,’ they asked from the other end of the lobby and she went, ‘My son… the… the pimp will drop me. Don’t bother.’
Boman: You’re making fun of my mom by laughing. But yes, growing up in a Parsi family, I’m used to Parsi moms. Every time the dhobi comes, she would go, ‘Tum idhar tehro. Main kapda nikaal ke aati hoon’ (You wai t here. I will remove the clothes and come).
Boman: You are laughing at my mom again. I’m offended. (mockingly)
Cyrus: Tell me about the classic romance. Your wife used to buy only 100gm of chips from your shop everyday.
Boman: Dumb me, I would not understand why she would buy 100gm everyday when she could buy in bulk. And then, it struck me that maybe…
Cyrus: Her version is that you were the one who gave her 100 gm everyday saying that you were not allowed to give more. But we’ll stick to yours.
0 Ants in my pants:
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"T. Nagar, Sivaji Ganeshan Road"
lolz lolz lolz.. I rolled my eyes and wondered- the craziness has been underrated.
5 Ants in my pants:
Ha ha ha I am still here .. i will leave today evening. I lost ur no.
Geela is my dormie and batchmate.
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this was as close as he cud get to Ricky Balboa. Now, Ricky Babloa is a grown up young man and his physique would put his nameshake to shame. He is a towering 5 feet and is heavier than thy (prolly 45kgs). Whenever, I am back home he comes to visit me. We share a lot of information amongst each other. Now a days he is busy imitating some Bangladeshi folksinger. He painted his face and performed exactly like it was done by the originally artist. Later, I found it in youtube too. The Dayal Baba phenomenon.In deep roots of India people get more joy out of a Dayal Baba from Bangladesh than a Younis Khan (the nobel peace prize winner), Taslima (lajja etc etc) or Monica Ali(a booker prize winner for Brick Lane).
When it was my turn to share something with him. I couldn't resist but to tell him everything he always wanted to know about sex, and also, to rekindle his dad's movie mania we sat together to watch Woody Allen's first blockbuster. Ricky Babloa almost died of a laugh riot when the 2nd story in the movie started. It went on like this :
An Old Armenian guy visits a doctor. Doctor asks, " what is your problem?"
"Doctor, I am in love with a sheep". "A what..!!" "A sheep".
Doc is in shock he is just unable to utter any word. After a while he musters all his energy and patiently says," umm I see".
The Armenian guy, "U see doctor, in the heights of those Armenian Mountains. No body is out there. At times it gets lonely and I am not married. That night I was feeling so low and there she was .. so beautiful .. so serene.. soothing me.."
The doc," the sheep!!" ...." Yes, The Sheep" and the Arenian Continued,"I cudn't resist myself doctor.. I made love to her and it was the best sex I ever Had".
The Doc,"ok. So what is the problem?"
"You see Doc.. now, she no longer loves me.. I Can feel it .. It hurts. She no longer wants me, after so many nights together... It breaks my heart.. You have to do something about it doctor. My brother says you are Great. You treated him. I know no one else. you have to do it." And he rushes to bring the sheep in the clinic. Doc kept yelling behind his back... "stop, don't do that.. I am not a veterinarian."
But the sheep is brought in and doctor checks it and falls in love with the sheep.
Later, the doc's wife divorces him for adultery.
As soon as this story was over Ricky Babloa got up and said that he gotta get back to his home. I said that he should wait coz the movie ain't over yet. Ricky Babloa said, "My dad is alone in home, I gotta go fast".
I said, "oh! Is he sick?" He said,"No!!!.. I have 12 sheeps".