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A bit of jazz in blog, however, falls tremendously short of being a musical

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Russel Peters Is a funny Canadian guy of Indian Origin.Cracks a lot racial and community jokes and spares no one... but Indians suffer the most.

Its hard to find a good Indian Standup Comedian. He and Rajiv satyalmake the duo of Superb Indian Comedians(he is a PnG executive by day and a comedian by nite).

I found a video .. lol check at !Xobile and The Italians Part towards the end.

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At 7/23/2006 06:05:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's a good video Jay. Ok you owe me 80 profile views. Do it now.

 
At 7/23/2006 06:09:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

i said 80 for 10 comments .. 1:8 so i will refresh it 8 times.

 
At 7/23/2006 09:21:00 PM, Blogger Slim said...

I'm changing my name to !Slim.

 
At 2/28/2007 09:02:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cool blog, interesting information... Keep it UP »

 
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Oye .. yeah It works... The Indian Authorities been acting like some crazy Chinese officials trying to block the freedom of speach.

DoT was banning sites (ISPs coordinated with them..) and among the list of the 20 bannned sites .. Blogger was one.. Thankfully the ban on blogger has been lifted.

Relief!!! that its up and running.

Between lemme tell u bout this Blogger community ,,, of a crazy bunch of freaks.. i happened to visit through Tennis room.

Lol!! they r kewl and so integrated... i loved to visit thier pages. they include Simonn and his friends like alina, Christina.. and so on....( ha ha nice funny gals).

What else, saw a few russel peters vids on u tube... will soon put them on the blog..

I am just happy to be bak.

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At 7/23/2006 06:04:00 PM, Anonymous soos said...

wb biatch

 
At 7/23/2006 06:06:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chinese are crazy

 
At 7/23/2006 08:39:00 PM, Blogger Slim said...

Thats right, no fucking with our rights or else...

 

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I don have much of patience to finish off books.So, to fuel my reading habits I resort to articles, essays, book reviews, etc and the sources would be newpapers, magazines and web resources.

NDTV has already become a phenomenon by capturing the so called Indian elite.As I dont watch much of TV these days, I visit the site.

It caters with a gamut of interesting categories.. a few days back I was bugged by its' books section. Apart from regular happenings in the literary world.. .. it gives one the opportunity to visit the reading room. There u find the savior of a lazy bum like me .."the book extracts"...the peephole owrth reading.
I read some extracts from books .. and I liked three confessions of an economic hit man,The Argumentative Indian and Ideas That Have Worked .
Yep .. NDTV presents the right blend of Indian and International literature..
Hmmm, as expected non fictions rule the roost.
Wish I could really indulge in reading the whole books, the extracts of which hold so much promise (definitely would be betta than watching a superman returns).

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At 7/23/2006 06:08:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember like a year ago I couldn't understand your english. Now you are like a scholar or something. Good job. Very impressive.

 
At 7/23/2006 06:16:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

lol thanx .. i donno .. what to say MIKE

 
At 7/23/2006 06:18:00 PM, Anonymous soos said...

the argumentative indian LOL.. I thought that was a myth

 
At 2/21/2007 07:17:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have an outstanding good and well structured site. I enjoyed browsing through it »

 

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At 7/06/2006 12:27:00 PM, Blogger Slim said...

Wooha!! Wish it rained like that down here.

 
At 7/23/2006 01:43:00 AM, Blogger Suga said...

OMG, you are in danger...

 
At 7/23/2006 06:09:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somebody couldn't control their bladder.

 
At 7/23/2006 06:16:00 PM, Anonymous soos said...

any signs of whales so far?

 
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I have been looking for sites like this for a long time. Thank you! » » »

 
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The 1st week for fuchchas is coming to a tremendous climax... and we are also busy in the whole melodrama.. hence, i didn't have the time to prepare for the retail management class.
The teacher said "whoever hasn't read the case of handleman's music business, can leave the class".
one by one students started leaving.. I didn't..coz I had already missed two classes .. it would have led to shortage of attendance for me..I stayed quite and pondered over the academic dishoensty, immoral and unethical conduct that i just committed.

Surely, I wanted the class to end soon ... so that the agony would end.
..I didnt have much to offer to the class.. the only time my eyes lit up was when the prof. said "what is the difference between metal and rock"... only to dip in dissappointment soon,when he went on to add "...with respect to the inventory turnover and the volume sales in a retail store". ...gosh! not my day.

However, the prof. announced that he is goona leave us early to attend the "FOOD KING " inauguration.

Whoa!!! we were there for the inauguration.. it is a small food joint in the new campus.

After the buzz and little giggles about the fact that today we goona have free food .. we could see Sharad Babu coming with Bakul Dholakia (the director).

As the flames were lighted and the ribbon was cut ,, it was greeted with more cheer and giggles.

Finally, we heard the ring of the bell to leave, when we heard Prof . Raghuram saying "every one will pay"... lmao .. how come sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Yeah but we left with an appreciation and respect in our mind for Sharad Babu .. not just because he has been cherished by media or documentries made on him. Well for a guy from the streets to rise to this level and then declining the peer pressure of a luxuriant life .. chosing to be different and an entrepreneur in the food sector .. should be appreciated. He has started FOOD KING from the campus... thats good. Lets hope FOOD KING gives the McDs and Pizza-Huts a run for thier money.

.. wish ya luck Sharad !!

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You had me at fuchchas

 
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Best regards from NY!
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Time for correction ... mittal again defied everythng to have his way ... didnt expect this time.. yeah Arcelor decided to merge wth mittal steels.. one big fat marriage this is.

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At 7/23/2006 06:11:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want to eat mittals for breakfast with my pop-tarts

 

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After the summer's job, we landed bak in the campus with expectations of freedom and laziness to live wth in the campus... Tuchchadom(tuchchas= 2nd yrs).

The campus started with a lot of serious issues .. in the environment. the nation expected us to start our protest against the quota ... .however, we have our own issues to grapple with. Meetings after meetings with faculty as to "is the demand and tough work required in the IIMA life is justifiable or not" ",issues of ethics and all".

It is a grave concern ... coz tho u want to follow on the lines Harvard.. its not easy .. coz the life b4 and around IIM A in India is not bout ethics and hard work (acdemic dishonesty, cogging, respect ..etc etc). Hence, when we enter here we are not prepared for the hard work demanded of us.
We were briefed on Vishakha Issues( aparentlly supreme court guidelines on gender issues .. lol it brought out a lot of laughter from the crowd.. coz a few rules seemed crazy)...

and then the FREEDOM of INFORMATION issue (strictly means we will have to share a lot of information now.... and with the kind of media attention on the campus .. we were given guidelines to enact to preserve the privacy/pride of the campus).

and then the fun with fuchchas

and then fuchchas (1st year students) started to arrive.

lol it was fun .. they were dicussing "dude we can have the giant screen to watch the WC" "someone knocked my door .. hey!! can i have a movie to watch .. if u can share" "wtf!! the t.v. is not here .. what the ..."

tuchchas:
laughter .. laughter laughter .. we lmao .. coz we knew all of them are here for a rude shock..

in the 1st year .. u don watch a footer match dude .. u study and study and sleep for at max 4 hrs a day... he he ..

and the best part as tuchchas while they study and cant get out of thier rooms .. we laugh at them and ... we tease them (our own experince)..

so today was the 1st day and we started shouting in chorus : "MUGGO FACHCHON MUGGO"
(study fuchchas study)..

and yeah today was 1st dorm meeting with dorm fuchchas too. It was ok, we briefed them bout what IIM A is all about.

During the meeting we had outside our dorm, gals (dorm 2) shouting : "DORM 17 ki le li ZIG ZAG ZIG ZAG."(we screwed dorm 17)

We retaliated with the traditional shouts :"D2 ki le li ZIG ZAG" .. It is about the Dorm pride.. we fight like that.. THE war of decibels..the one who outshouts wins.


and then we dunk them (pour water on them)... to repel thier voice attck on us..

and we did repel them... with new fuchchas ... and we shouted them out...

Damn ... my dormie dunked me tooo.. traitor... I have just dried myself and am writing this blog..

More fun to come.. Its TUCHCHADOM .. life of extreme enjoyment .. he he .

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At 6/23/2006 06:45:00 PM, Anonymous soos said...

:))

you have quiet a funny traditionn with the DORM... ki le li ZIG ZAG ZIG ZAG and all :))

 
At 6/23/2006 06:46:00 PM, Blogger Slim said...

Hahaha... man, sounds like fun :))

 
At 6/25/2006 05:29:00 AM, Anonymous Ish said...

yeah I've seen you rushing around for meetings these days.But I guess it'll all be fine and now no need to protest for the quota and all anyway,that's over and done with.

 
At 6/26/2006 12:39:00 PM, Anonymous Suga said...

Fun fun. Your college is cool

 
At 7/23/2006 06:12:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

FREEDOM!!!! Mel Gibson said that in Braveheart.

 

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I have always had high regards for NITIE, one of the less publicised names in ACADEMIC CAMPUSES.. However the way it attracts good candidate (who are hardcore and good tech grads, almost all engineers..) is to be appreciated.

So,while I am leaving mumbai I goota pay tribute to NITIE where I stayed for almost a month.. (yumm i got free net, was closer to office, and yeah awesome surrounding.. lakes ..powai lakes .. powai hills...) ..damn mumbai is kool ...on one end it has the sea and other end hills/jungles .

this is the view from my room >>


these two look gr8 and that is like the IIT mumbai in the middle of the lake



wheres lets look at the other end of NITIE .. away from town this is the VIHAR LAKE..



there is a story about VIHAR LAKE.. it is one of the lakes that supplies drinking water to mumbai.. and once DAWOOD (yep D company)challenged that he is goona have it poisoned... Since, then visitors entry was dissallowed in and around the area.. the adjoining hills and jungles are to say inhabited by wild animals.. and in 1996 or 98 leopards ventured around and killed some ppl... so like students dont go to this part afta evening (STRANGE.... MUMBAI has an end wth sucha JUNGLI story).. revealation

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At 6/19/2006 10:15:00 PM, Anonymous Suga said...

Oh Mumbai *sigh*
I'll be there some day

 
At 7/20/2006 04:24:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A number of Leopards were caught from the campus itself. I remember, from June 2004 to June 2005, four were captured. Two from the faculty quarters end, and two others were from the institute lawn side. I hope I am not scaring you! But do take care!!

 
At 7/23/2006 06:42:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's a nice lake.

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I found www.purevolume.com while looking for uploaders.. and its kool.. So, I got an artists' id and a listeners' too.. and I published my 1st album>> CAMPUS BLUES. .. there was a purpose to put those songs on net. Ofcourse they aint mine. Except for those who can get offended by foul filthy language used others can CLICK IT>









Campus Blues is a compilation of songs , which have become popular across the college campuses.. and there is nothing official bout it. So to say ... I beg ya pardon for excessive use of SLANGS (he he ..not really). It comes outta the heart as it is. But the musical composition have to be appreciated wth its merit .. in fact some of them are really good and gr8 voices...(well, they sound funny too) .THESE COMPOSITION MARK A SOCIAL REVOLUTION ( he he not really).. next on line is on OBC reservation .

Sutta : the frustration of the "sutta waaalahs". hey did u see ppl knocking at wee hrs or early in the morning co zthey cant go to loo without it(read sutta).

GMD : melodious. yeah the voice is extremely good. It mocks at the plight of a MBA life. BANG ON. And thats y it has reasons to be successful and popular in and across the campuses.

Counter STRIKE : lmao. man ha ha ha .. hip hop mixed wth rap .. cool .. A gift to the CS ppl.

XLRI : catchy Punjabi.

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At 6/07/2006 12:02:00 PM, Blogger Ish said...

Lol now that's some collection :))

 
At 6/07/2006 12:10:00 PM, Blogger Ish said...

We can listen to the songs okay..how to dowlnload them?

 
At 6/07/2006 12:40:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

he he i didn't allow the download option there .. :P tho it was available when i uploaded.. prolly give u if u want them .. he he

 

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It was 6:30 am .. birds were making noise outside.. and i had just finished my "convo" and was bout to sleep.. then.. a flash of hand.. hits the jug and it falls on the bed.. water everywhere .. my Laptop :((.

I do whatever my rush of blood tells me to do..

I let it dry and stare at it pathetically.. my head spinning fr the amount of work i have to do in next week... damn cant do my "1 am chat stuff" :P and yeah a cash crunch.. i may lose the laptop ..

but yeah i cant see what is to be done wth a Laptop + water spillage nor can i get from online forum. see how grave the situation is!!!!!

and as I stay there still and confused .. suddenly.. i clutch my chest and wince in pain.(oh!! it was bak.. the chest pain.. its been 4 yrs.. it hits me.. being a medical xpert of the family .. he he .. neva told anyone else. BUT WHY NOW?). I
open my palm and check those dark lines again and the big breakage in there.The breakage suggests like somethng drastic to happen at around this time in my life...may be the time has come to say gudbye.. But some Palmist suggested its not the lifeline one .. it shows the mental condition .. so like i wd go insane.. but, that wont b a palpable change only 30 % i kno now dont consider me insane.. peanuts.. yep.

I have been in messier situations but this ranks among the top.. and when i am in messier situations, two thngs happen to me:-

1. i get creative thought(don start throwing laptops fr creativity)

2. i think of sleeping my ass off.

So, it was simple.. 1st ting 1st... I SLEPT.

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At 5/28/2006 07:46:00 PM, Anonymous Suga said...

Lol Jay, nice! So you.

 
At 6/03/2006 12:23:00 AM, Blogger Ish said...

So ultimately did the lappy get fixed up and all?

Hope it did.I remember spilling water on my toy helicopter once..it made weird sounds after that.

 
At 6/03/2006 10:42:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

ha ha ishmeet .. u r a funny guy.. lmao u compared it to .. ur toy .. yeah nothing got damaged tho they send me a bill of 22000 bucks if i wanna change my motherboard i said no..

 
At 12/22/2006 01:05:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

Lets see it appears on the recent comments list or not.

 

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on our left: richest indian on earth (afta me)... and oporpopor of biggest STEEL GIANT.





on our right: a dubious businessman of russian origin.




prize : ARCELOR , luxemburg the 2nd biggest steel corporate.

blows afta blows: Mittal’s original offer of 18.6 billion euros
ups the ante with 25.8 billion euros.

parapharnalia
: govt. meetings and what not.. british indian french .. and half of the bloody europe.

the opponent : no one has heard till now of any moves.


the mood
: no one wants the hedgemony of one kingpin in the STEEL INDUSTRY in whole world.

THE RESULT : ARCELOR GOes in bed wth the russian with the blessings of Vladimir Putin.

what that means for poor shareholders
: they are goona have less say and arcelor handed its fotune to the will of a wary russian... instead of the more open, candid and better concern for the labor and shareholders, offered by mittal.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY : If u wanna avoid the hangman's noose .... SHOOT URSELF.

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At 6/03/2006 12:20:00 AM, Blogger Ish said...

Ahh yeah so ultimately Mittal didnt get Arcelor right? Made aa fool outta himself.

 

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