Jay's oeuvre

A bit of jazz in blog, however, falls tremendously short of being a musical

grrrillously chaotic

and u asked me y I needed someone to clean my bum!!1

(yup I keep everything at one place.. cant move myself.)

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Clean. your. laptop.

At 11/15/2006 01:59:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

cleaning and me .. u must be joking... by the what r u doing when u r free.. i got work for ya.


Do you sleep there too? ;)

At 11/17/2006 02:23:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

lizze :| almost ... wait for my next pic ... (worries y lizze wants to know where i sleep :P )


yes I do :)

At 11/18/2006 03:18:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...



lol .. ur desk is cleaner than mine :D .. u cant beat me at it

At 11/20/2006 01:47:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

he he he .. i havent shown the real shit.. on the desk..

(u have shown ur desk .. u liar.)

At 11/20/2006 03:20:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

arey that was last year !! when i used to enjoy studying :) .. and i am gonna show u some new pics then .. :D hehe .. show me the real shit then .. u are in competiton


That desk resembles mine :))



At 11/29/2006 12:09:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

Its Chic and happening.

slim u r a copy cat.

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On Tuesday, we had a dinner .. thrown up by Navin aka Tuppe. It was more of a get together of our 1st year study group.

1st year was hectic down here. Thankfully I was partnered with a bunch of very down to earth people. We were a crazy bunch and we stuck together for all the three terms in the 1st year, though . other groups were disintegrating.So here is the crazy bunch we had fun with on Tuesday..

Srini(aka tHorny): returned to India after six yrs in US cause he felt home is calling. Too bad he is having a brush with reality now.Got back to study ...is on a sabbatical ( His employers r taking him for granted .. hua hau hua). A techie...
latest issue : marriage and has just found He is a Manglik.
(omfg... That means he can marry only a Manglik girl and they are rare :| )

Oh! I didnt add the nicest guy i have met.

Navin (aka Tuppe):
Thyself is double the volume I am. After leaving IIT KGP .. only thing he misses is his Boozing capability.
latest issue: 1st year was betta, atleast the academics kept him busy. Now he is too bored with nothing much to do ..

Sirji, made us cover another 6-7 km for a sizzling brownie he likes .. after we had our dinner.

Ami (aka Mimi aka Psycho): The 1st thing i asked on the dinner table is "u got engaged? (look at the pic .. it seems so)" .. She ain't but soon she would. She is a "nice gal". One should have seen her bursting the ass of one of head honchos in front of the whole class.. where does she store so much anger!!
Latest Issue: Problems of plenty.. Levers have already offered her a job .. Hubby is by her side .. things r too peaceful ...:-?

The Missing Gems

Vyom (aka Rancho) : he is cooling his heels in Germany as an exchange student(That guy is obsessed with Germany he went to Germany when he was in IIT Kanpur.. now here too .. y the heck.)
latest Issue : which part of Europe he didnt roam around. "damn gotta go back to college now:(("

He has been a prodigy .. million dollar brain... envy envy envyyyyy.

Jay (aka Bhookey) : forget him.

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why forget bhookey .. dont u have anything to write about him

At 11/10/2006 01:07:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

Nopes he is already very self centric.




He-he, Jay! U realy r cool band /bunch/ if I can understood well all and u r happy with ur friends. I can imagen how u r fell when u r with them coz mine 2 collegues that we r in one group r too cool and funny and then the work go easy and all that we do is funny.
But realy why haven't anything for Jay (aka Bhookey)? And why we must forget him? Add and for him :P

At 11/11/2006 03:20:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

ha ha ha u all know him ... dont u guys?

and yeah they all are nice ppl.

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At 11/13/2006 12:43:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

Trigger ur Getting sick sick sick ..... I know i am Irresistible but ..eh.

At 11/13/2006 07:14:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It just sounds like such a girly moniker to me, 'Bhookey':-)...


I envy you, because I'm a one man show. But then again, most bums are a one man show.

At 11/19/2006 09:09:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

aww my gawd,
u write some great stuff here.
and i so ency u guys.
u had such fun that day !
now i dont care who, but someone's gotta give me a treat as soon as i am back in campus!!!

At 11/19/2006 11:36:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

ha ha ha welcome back Vyom ... yups the next treat is planned only when ur back .. psycho is gonna be throwing the party.


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(which means How r u Borat)Borat Sagdiyev, originally Sacha Baron Cohen, is a funny character. I was introduced to this insane guy in the Da Ali G show on HBO. Then, I saw one of his movies where he mocks the British parliament. He is in news cause of the controversy surrounding his mockumentary : "Borat: cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan".

Here is an excerpts from his biography :

Borat Sagdiyev is a Kazakh reporter who was born in 1972 in Kusek, Kazakhstan. He is the son of Asimbala Sagdiyev and Boltok the Rapist, who is also his maternal grandfather. He is also the former husband of Oksana Sagdiyev, who was daughter of Mariam Tulyakbay and Boltok the Rapist. His relationship with his mother seems to be unpleasant, and Borat has commented that "she wishes she was raped by another man." Borat has a sister named Natalya, who is regarded as the 4th best prostitute in Kazakhstan, and with whom he often fornicates; a younger brother named Bilo, who is mentally retarded and must be kept locked behind a metal door or in a cage. In an interview, Borat said, "My brother Bilo has a small head but very strong arms. He have 204 teeth (193 in mouth 11 in nose)! You can do anything to him - he do not remember nothing! He is a sex crazy ... all day long he in his cage look on porno and rub rub rub!"

"......Borat's hobbies include ping pong, disco dancing, shooting dogs for fun, and taking pictures of women on the toilet....Borat claims to have the tightest anus of his village, tight enough to open a bottle of Pepsi."

"...He was sent by the Kazakh government and television network. He has also said that if his movie about the United States isn't successful, that he "will be executed".

Borat walks side by side with controversies. He himself is Jewish but he is seen as the flag bearer of anti-semitism. The tennis room chaps can recall Croat the weirdo had once nicknamed himself after Borat.

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Hahah, I saw the trailer and was LMFAO! He is really funny.


Sounds like some obnoxious, freakishly degenerate reject of society that TV found lucrative to exploit. I think I'm gonna gag >:P

At 11/08/2006 02:15:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

Trigger Happy He is a funny guy ...

Yeah< Slimo the Movie is already a hit.. However His ALI G show was also good.,, Then i saw a spoof on cricket and one on Cannes Porno Festival.


Have you seen the press conference he makes outside the White House? So so funny.

The PM of K. put out an official statement about Boral (or something). Boral then calls for a press conference and mainstream media shows up. He starts talking and give it a minute or two you can hear the journos sniggering and realising that this is a wind-up but they keep playing along. Great stuff!!


And oh .... jagshemash is Polish

At 11/08/2006 08:40:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

Lolz Lizze.. I found a Borat** press conference (in Paris).. Not the one u suggested :(.

This guy Indeed is funny and yup ppl play along with him.

And yup Jagshemash is Polish ... on of the words from Borat's lingo. Other words he uses are "Khram" "Wa wa wi wa" "sexy time" "Vazhïn"..so on.


I saw the film yesterday ... OMFG how funny .... never stopping .... what about the bear??????? .... the 'sexscene' superduper.

Do you think the ending was real or acted??


lmao !! croat .. eee!!! lol this is funny .. wish he sees it ..

At 11/09/2006 07:06:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

Yeah, Komal Croat is a big fan of Borat ... he knows almost everything Borat does.

Lizze :(( don make me jealous i haven't seen the movie yet ... I have seen only clips and read ... and watched his earlier works.


oh jay I am sorry !!!!

I thought you had seen the film.

I just read that Russia has banned the film cos of sensitivity of race and religion (?????)

At 11/12/2006 02:12:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

He he he thats ok ..

Sensitivity .. well i am sure he runs a lot of sensitive people the wrong way.

I wonder wtf Kazhaks r doing?

At 11/26/2006 01:35:00 PM, Anonymous robbie said...

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I had added two extensions recently to my firefox. One was performancing and the other was clipmarks. Clipmarks made me stumbled upon this nice site called toufee,where u can make flash movies, banner, etc online. Its very simple and wd come in handy for a layman. I made my 1st movie .. and here it is..

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Jay, I saw the video, it's cool, really!

At 11/08/2006 02:17:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

Thanx ...Anny.


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Battle of CR-6 (CR= Class Room)

It looked hazy. I could only figure out some movements in between the woods. I took my position which was strategically apt for hiding from any offensive of the enemy.

Soon, the lord of the rings had entered. Everyone settled. My closest aide elbowed me to morning.

The tension in the air was palpable no one had a clue what the professor demanded when he said "How do u do appraisal of working capital loans". That was enough to disconnect me from the proceedings. I wanted to go back to sleep but, it was not to be so..

Looking at an complacent opponent, the guy sitting on right took out his naked shining pen .. and ***click*** my hand was almost pierced.. My mouth opened to gasp .. but the voice was choked within. (I hadn't expected he will take revenge for yesterday's powerful display of my penwork.)

I quickly searched for my pen ...only to find to my utter dismay "they" had it planned to perfection. All my accessories had already been removed. Only think i could do was to look at the watch and wait for the lecture to end.. while my adversaries kept bleeding me and ... their Gothic "muahahahahahaha".

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Hehehe ... that is wicked.

And what do you mean with "appraisal of working capital loans" is a tad bit dull???

At 11/08/2006 08:56:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

Ummmm.. If ur prepared to do well in the class its not boring..Its a Finance topic where you asses The Loan to be given for running a business or project.

Yeah .. now u can gauze it wasnt a Harry Potter Stuff :(.


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3 bill : what's up ?
PG : Yaar, Kya boloon? (Dude, what should i say) I am always confused what to say when some one says WHASSUP.
Jay : say "nm"
PG : I usually say my silly thngs as "the sky" "the roof" etc.
Marli : or "the stars"
Chandu: "the constellation"
Marli: Like "orion"
Chandu : Orion?
Marli : Yeah a constellation
Chandu : yeah but I thought Orion is just a group of stars.
Jay : Thats what a constellation is .. ain't it?

PG: whatta intellectual discussion.

This was a week ago. We were intoxicated with the Vodka arranged by dubious means in this dry state. It was a surprise birthday treat for Tiru ... so who cares and i had Vodka after a long time.. Flipside's stupid birthday song. Cake. Dance. Jokes. Dope. grrrrrrr.

I repeated I had to send some important emails to an organization ..but they aint gonna leave me... and I sipped and sipped till I made some stupid SMS and prolly puked when i got back to my room.. I dont even remember if I did regurgitate.

So don feel like writing anymore.. just had a break from a hectic one week.. gonna sleep.

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ohh my !!! lol .. jay are u alrite now ???

At 11/02/2006 09:51:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

yeah i am just fine.


Vodka + Flipsyde enough to knock one out for a long time. Next time, you might want to leave out Flipsyde LOL!


Aaaa, Jayjo, now i understood why u need for too many hours /days/ for dreams in the last days:))by the way...How many bottles of vodka u can drink :P?

At 11/03/2006 11:13:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

Slimo I didnt want Flipsyde that sucks.

Anny u want to challenge me in VODKA :-?


Uuuuf, Jay I don't like vodka. I can't drink spirits. I can give up, before i'm start.

At 11/04/2006 02:08:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

So u lose and i win :D


Hey, Jay - peace, dear >:D<..can u help me and answer - Why i can't write in KOMAL blog? :(( When i post message - there appear "Error". Sorry, that i write here, Jay, but i dunno who can ask and where..

At 11/04/2006 05:07:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

Ok don wry i will get it fixed and tell her also.

today in PN i will tell u how to get over it.

At 11/04/2006 05:10:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...



well even i cant comment on her blog :-?

At 11/04/2006 10:15:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

blogger problem for a while try later.


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Diwali started by wishing John some crap .. wished his tennis partner doesnt ring him (lmao and he didnt).. John wished I had an equally crap day.. Well he had almost got his pound of flesh.

I had to visit My sissy this year in diwali.. The joy of meeting her and playing with her son was there .. but was apprehensive of the Family setting on this occasion. We had a dinner with three other families.. did burst some crackers with lil kids.

Otherwise, I remained subdued through out; watching "Power Rangers" with kids and having good food. The noise and constant bickering was taking a toll on me.. Then one guy was running after his lil gal with his vid. cam .. Man!!!!!!.

I had my special moment too.

One old grandma : " Babu!!! kaaj korchho" ( kid!! do u work)
Jay : "dide!! Naa.. ekhono podhchhi" ( Grannny ..nah i am still studying)
Granny : "what do u study"
Jay : "MBA"
Granny : "aachha chinta koro na (ok don wry).. job to guaranteed"

and I nodded with appreciation of her foresight.

When I came back.. would some of the left overs on display. The dorm had put an effort to make a match of the decor competition too.

Though I didnt help much this yr.. in decor had helped in cleaning the dorm .. Didnt have enough enthusiasm to decorate or compete with the dorms who spend magnanimously.
Fachchas had done a lotsa work and prolly I missed a bit of fun with them.They had food together in Subway after pooja.

More pics are shared here >>

1. http://in.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/jaykay19in/album?.dir=b3b9 (Last years pic)
2. http://in.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/jaykay19in/album?.dir=a752re2 (this years pic)

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heya jay!!!!
i like the pics!!! the're very very very very very cooooooooooool!!! as in grabe!!! bigaten pare!!!!


Ring interesting, Jay. And the pics r nice. U have a funny granny:p


Jay, is in whole town have same lights? Oooo, i'm not sure if i can asked right the Q. I ask if whole town is decorate with the lights or every family doing this in fron of their home.
Jay, :P ;aybe u must buy a camera with more power flash, some of the pics are darkness and i can't recofnize u:P:)

At 10/23/2006 05:13:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

bigaten pare? ..

and anny whole town .. every family.

gimme me money for camera :P


Awesome pics!



your firefox spelling plugin is really useful. :P

now I'm going to see the rest of the pics

At 10/24/2006 12:15:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

well now u can see the effect...

i had gone bak to an older version just yesterday coz i was missing some extensions .. and u saw that how spell check was imp.

u ullu.

well firefox 2 is gonna be released tomorrow i guess.. yay!!


wow .. but the decoration of my home were better ha !! i did all of it ... i took pics will show u ... :)


nice pictures jay

At 11/01/2006 10:43:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

Thanx Madhumita,

I think i know ya. lemme check.

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Background Score : Nancy Sinatra and Jay

The shuttle was tossed up. Paro had hit her typically sharp crosscourt drop. The opponent picked it up but managed only to push it further to the midcourt.

The shuttle was high up in front of me in the mid court.

Paro (shouts):
"Kill It !!"

I typically put it across another drop to an unreachable corner.

Paro (Giggles) : "Yeah, Kill it in your own way!"

Jay : ha ha ha.

Yeah So i am averse to smashing the shuttle. This was yesterday when we were playing a friendly with Paro on my side and her partner HAT on the other. They had just finished their semis.

oops!! now today I face them in the finals. Me and my partner aren't regular combination in Doubles. However, Paro and HAT are a regular combination and represented Uni also. Now Paro is so good that she plays in the men's doubles..

Grrrrr that doesn't mean if i lose i will be stigmatized for losing to her. She is damn good. Whereas her partner HAT is the most competitive guy in the whole campus. He would hate to lose to even a sparrow. Man!!! he smashes .. phewww!!!.

The match is just 1 hour away. Lets hope not too many people turn up ... well losing when ur seeded one ain't nice .. he he he.

See the Confidence ... hey!! wait... enough of .. losing right ..Gotta Kill Bill .. Revenge .. :P

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don't kill bill, kill the other team.


oyeeeeeee balle balle!
jay bhaiyya won!!!

chummi chummi for winning.

At 10/17/2006 09:57:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

:)) lmao Soo Soo .. chummi chummi ..
He He He.. Thanx.

At 10/17/2006 10:00:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

and oye did u say i ahve a Radio Jockey's voice ... lolol /// Nah the background score is crappy :P


Oh you won? Good job. Did HAT kill himself? :P

At 10/18/2006 10:49:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

ha ha ha no .. but he was a bit senti after the match ... when my partner asked everyone to come to the cafe ... he refused ... handed over 1000 bucks to me and took off.... but we r gonna give everyone a treat .. next week :).. u r invited slimo.


lmfao =)) bang bang ... =)) okk u never sang on fone


Lol, a loser who cant accept defeat. Oh I'll definitely be coming if there are hot chicks around :D


It's nice, Jay, Nancy really can sing.. but whose is the man's voice who try to talking there ;P...

At 10/19/2006 02:53:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

Anny Budhiya that is Nadal's voice.


Hehe, jayjo, I just can't sin Rafa's voice, coz it is amaizin and.... just Rafa can't perfect English than this in the song.. but i can understant him, whole he talking ;P


When ever, in the future I watch kill bill I will think of you high


so did soos sing ??

At 10/20/2006 01:15:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

yeah she said "Balle, Balle" and "shava shava"

At 10/20/2006 01:27:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

Bebo Bianca, I wasn't high... i was sleepy and horny.


lol and did u sing for her ??

At 10/26/2006 10:52:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

R u kidding ? I didn't sing for her.

Lolz but yestrday she song the "jiya dhadak dhadak" with that awesome hindi accent.. i was amazed and Lauren ne bhi gaya. muahahahahahah whole world is gonna be Indian.


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This used to be the scenario in the 1st year. Prolly 3 am at nite.. preparing for a case for next day classes.

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Nice way to do case study LMAO!


here Jay and all him friends sleep, after drinks party, no coz they r learned before..:))

At 10/15/2006 04:01:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

Anny is sweet ... she knows i was drunk coz i was drinking with her .. and there she is sleeping in orange dress :P

welcome anny.


Jay is sweet lier.. coz i haven't black hair.. and it's impossible this be I

At 10/15/2006 04:04:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

Budhiya budhiya budhiya ... STFU..

u got ur hair colored :P .. and this is Bulgaria .. :P

At 10/15/2006 02:33:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

JA YOUR THE HAND and its simon =))




Jay,I see one hand reaching out to another - but what's the other doing, hm?

At 10/22/2006 08:43:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

the other one is reaching out to the 1st hand.. however i understood the symbolicism..***reaches out to Triggers Blog..he must have posted somethng new***

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Been out whole day.. on a field trip in North Gujarat.

Oh .. John and Robbie's comments should be ignored if they drop any)

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I know where you are. I guessed it :P:P:P

btw glad to see your french is improving.. 'moi'

At 10/12/2006 01:43:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

don tell anyone ...ssshhh!!!.. yeah i had to coz u r more inclined to the french ppl ;)


..... I don't know.

At 10/13/2006 02:56:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

grrrrrrr Slimo... find it out fast .


Too many people, but I think I know...

At 10/14/2006 02:15:00 PM, Anonymous robbie said...

they all look the same fucken curry munchers;))


you're in the bushes

At 10/15/2006 12:28:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

Suga is always looking behind the bushes :-? i wonder y ....

and RObbie mo fo u have been asking Softy for my pic .. ha ha ha u cant identify this curry muncher.

At 10/15/2006 06:01:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ladkee ke peeche loool ( means behind the girl ) :)) .. i should have guessed earlier



I just noticed most of you are wearing sandals.


Behind the girl...where's the girl?

jk :P


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At 10/16/2006 11:24:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

who the fuk .. commented and deleted..

Suga ...grrrilla .. now we shd play .. "where is the gal"?

Soo Soo .. yeah we r the lazy bunch .. slip ons are betta..


the girl is in front of jay .. duh elena


Still can't find u, jay - you fell through the street grille or what?


Still can't find u, jay - you fell through the street grille or what?


In the end - Where r u, Jay? I'm curiosly to know?

At 10/25/2006 02:52:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

behind the girl.. anny.


? With white shirt?

At 10/26/2006 10:49:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

Its slightly bluish (tinge) and with strips..


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vasuX 5774chalo: playing tonight ?
jay...Bhooke7721: Yes
vasuX 5774chalo: i will probably be there till 1.30am
jay...Bhooke7721: yes. guess i will be there.By the way was that a Skydiving school u joined ?

vasuX 5774chalo: one has to take a course before jumping solo
jay...Bhooke7721: Oh so u were under training here
vasuX 5774chalo: npe.. this was after i got my license.
jay...Bhooke7721: oh yeah it seemed so... u were a complete pro
vasuX 5774chalo: naaa.. in skydiving .. some one can call themselves a pro probably when they have done about 1000 jumps.
vasuX 5774chalo: i have done only 110
jay...Bhooke7721: 110 Jumps!!!!! yeah.. its a interesting sport. Theory of relativity .. u can call urself .. so .. here in India
vasuX 5774chalo: its not about the jump count.. its skill level.. i will share some professional videos.. u will be surprised what all they can do
jay...Bhooke7721: Oh .. yeah sure
vasuX 5774chalo: check this>\\\junk\adventure...check 77z.avi to see what skdyving is all about and my_dream is what I am planning to do next.
jay...Bhooke7721:that's kool. oh yeah ur adventure sports
vasuX 5774chalo: yeah.. and this is little too extreme.. the sports at that point where skydiving ends. :)
jay...Bhooke7721: hmm .. ur igniting the interest wthin me :|
vasuX 5774chalo: chalo raat mein milte hain (Ok c ya later tonite)
vasuX 5774chalo:accha.. ek info chahiye(wait, i want an Information)
jay...Bhooke7721: hmmm ok
vasuX 5774chalo: my internship is with unilever and most likely i will be doing a project on developing a market entry strategy for unilever on ethnic foods.. koyi pointers mil sakta hai about this topic ?
jay...Bhooke7721: yup can give u some, we can discuss this tonite.
vasuX 5774chalo: awesome.. ek baar projecct finalize ho jaaye.. (in another 3-4 days) and dwe will dicuss it
jay...Bhooke7721: Every one is doing project on food sector these days ..!!!!!!!!!!!1whats the matter
vasuX 5774chalo: yeh tho majboori hai.. unilever diya hai tho karna hi padega
jay...Bhooke7721:he he he he
vasuX 5774chalo: waise kuch din pahle ham apna international trade ke liye.. global opps for indian agriculture pe kuch kiya that
jay...Bhooke7721: See!!! again agriculture :| and its all global 8-vasuX 5774chalo: waise.. apna analysis ke hisaab .. picture itna rosy nahi nikla.. but agar prof chahta hai rosy banaaye tho we painted a nice pic.. actually it was about organic products markets. and opps for indian agri..
vasuX 5774chalo: india mein bahut fight hai organic farming ka .
jay...Bhooke7721: Organic product isnt the in India.
coz abhi itna food demand hai ki we cant feel the tummy even wth chemical Inputs
vasuX 5774chalo: yes.. i know moroever the other challenges.. like soil / water contaminated with fertilizers.. costsly certifications.. yeh sab bahut janjat waala hai.. typical farmer wouldnt want take this headache
jay...Bhooke7721: yeah true :) cola brands carrying the pesticides
yeah north east mein thida initiative hai .. but not to the level that it can be scaled up
vasuX 5774chalo: yup.. bahut analysis kiya ..aur at the end we had to fudge stories.. ki organic badiya hai karke.. because that is what prof believed :(((
jay...Bhooke7721: lmao!! This is called framing the situation according to the persuadee's will to .. persuade him for better marks
vasuX 5774chalo: aaj ek aur fraud course katam kiya(we finished one more fraud course today).. international business.. wee evaluated pakistan as an opp for FDI and invested several billion dollars and convinced the class and prof that it is indeed a good opp
jay...Bhooke7721: :)))))))
vasuX 5774chalo: and couldnt control laugh when prof comments that it was one of the best reports and presentation :))
jay...Bhooke7721: Risk Analysis Nahin kiya .. it depends on the whims and fancy of the one who rules the army
jay...Bhooke7721: Best report :)) laughing my fucking ass off. LAxmi Mittal 8-| would be proud of u.
vasuX 5774chalo: kiye hai.. idar udar ka fanda lagaaya hai .. jayant verma ka ek case padaaya tha.. how to invest in some god forsaken country jaha pe political instability hai.. saare fundae udar se utaake idarr daala bas :)
vasuX 5774chalo:serious fraudgiri hai
jay...Bhooke7721: he he after all we are the best Institute of fraudgiri :))
vasuX 5774chalo: but the kind of conviction with which we and in general eeveryone, pulls off is amazing
vasuX 5774chalo: yeah wd be a strange feeling when u look at urself at the mirror :|
vasuX 5774chalo: hmm..
vasuX 5774chalo: chalo.. me off to dinner and see u later.
vasuX 5774chalo: btw, what time does the ppt start ?

jay...Bhooke7721:at 9 ....X is also attending ??
vasuX 5774chalo: itna lamba chalegea ?(so long)
vasuX 5774chalo: which company u said.. i forgot.
vasuX 5774chalo: no i may not go some1 else is handling
jay...Bhooke7721: *******
vasuX 5774chalo: may be some RM wll be there to meet them and to give gyan about the batch
jay...Bhooke7721: Arre baap dada waali beaurocratic company hai..... Saare College ke pass outs hain wahan.( Its our dad's company .. filled with alumni)
vasuX 5774chalo: abhi tho its important we create a buzz in the corporate.. isi liye thoda jaake milke aate hai
vasuX 5774chalo: he he he jaroor t will end in an Hour.
vasuX 5774chalo: .. ciao later

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5 Ants in my pants:

I have a feeling no comments here cos the dialog's too darned long...hehe

...couldn't wrap my head round some of the yarn u spun, mostly the hindi, gibberi stuff...

...do me a favor, JJ, open a new blog for this kinda back-and-forth... somewhere humorless, like Mars, maybe(hehe)?

...damned 'logue almost made me forget...best of luck at the game btw,bro...

At 10/22/2006 05:53:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

Ha ha ha Thanx . Yeah it was meant for the desi janta.

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