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Romanian lessons..

Jay: grrrrrrrrrrilla
Jay: english plz
Jay: :(
Criss elta: da da ... uite acum
Jay: teri gaand mein danda de
Criss elta::|
Criss elta: teri gaand mein danda de jay
Jay: u wanna make me install it
Criss elta: pai cam asta era ideea
Jay: the romanian dictionary ?
Criss elta: pai dap
Jay: what is it
Criss elta: ahh something u'll not gonna find there in the dictionary
Criss elta: wanna find it?
Jay: yep
Jay: but not using the dictionary
Jay: :|
Criss elta: okay
Jay: ha ha ha
Jay: u tell me
Criss elta: wait
Jay: ok
Jay: waiting
Criss elta: i am = eu sunt
you are = tu eşti
he/she is = el/ea sunt
we are = noi suntem
you are = voi sunteţi
they are = ei[masc.] / ele [fem.] sunt

Criss elta
: "to be" [present] in romanian
Criss elta: "a fi" [prezent] in română
Criss elta: limba română = romanian language
Criss elta: the corect script
Criss elta: eu sunt româncă
Criss elta:
Jay: lol
Criss elta: ai prins ideea?
Jay: i was sleeping i just woke up
Criss elta: 8-|
Jay: :P
Criss elta: ok i'm too boring for u
Jay: ur soo lovely eltu .. cute and sweet
Jay: was kidding
Jay: :P
Criss elta:
Criss elta: ok....to believe u or not to believe u
Jay: :|
Criss elta: that's teh question
Criss elta: :-?

Jay: u kno u can believe me
Jay: remember that pic of urs
Jay: i am a trusted frnd
Criss elta: ahh.. and eram= i was [past time]
Criss elta: lol
Jay: ok lol
Criss elta: erai=you were
Criss elta: and so on
Criss elta: :>
Jay: lol
Criss elta: they were = ei erau
Criss elta:
Jay: tell me somethng important, not these thngs
Jay: like
Criss elta: ok what
Jay: come to my room today ... translate
Jay:
Criss elta: vino în camera mea astăzi
Criss elta: corect
Criss elta: something else?
Jay: he he he
Jay: cool
Criss elta: but u'll not gonna learn romanian like that
Criss elta: that*
Jay: it will help coz i already kno .. do u wanna sleep wth me
Jay: =))
Criss elta: ok ask me something else
Criss elta: :|
Criss elta: i'm waiting
Jay: ok
Criss elta: something to talk with suga or razv
Criss elta: or steffi
Criss elta:
Jay: eltu u a sweet gal
Jay: translate ^^Criss elta: crisu eşti o dulceaţă de fată
Criss elta: ;;)
Criss elta: :|
Jay: :)
Jay: and translate >> Jay is awesome
Jay: :))
Criss elta: jay e minunat/incredibil
Criss elta: :|

Criss elta: e=este
Jay:
Criss elta: the short form
Jay: he he he
Criss elta:
Criss elta: and something for suga ?
Criss elta:
Jay: thanx teacher
Jay: Suga ... ur sucha nice frnd
Jay: see only nice thngs for frnds
Criss elta:
Jay: lol
Criss elta: suga eşti o prietenă de încredere/ suga eşti o prietenă bună
Jay: lol kool
Criss elta: draguţă=nice [abt. a girl]
Jay: and tell me .. somethng i wanna say t o my galfrnd or may be u .... " i wanna kiss u now"
Criss elta: draguţ=nice [abt. a boy]
Criss elta: me not
Criss elta: ur girlfriend ok
Jay: lol
Jay: :))
Jay: i was bout to kiss ur forehead only or may be hands
Criss elta: for me: "vreau să-ţi dau un pupic acum" ; and for ur girlfriend: "vreau să te sărut acum"
Criss elta: pupic=kiss on the cheek
Criss elta:
Jay: lol trans;late the two in hindi
Jay: english i mean
Jay:
Criss elta: acum/ în acest moment = now/ right now
Jay: wow
Jay: eltuuuu
Jay: vreau să-ţi dau un pupic acum
Jay: thanx
Jay: thanx = ?
Criss elta: i translated late coz i was searching for "î" "ş" "ă" "ţ
Criss elta:
Jay: ha ha ha ok
Jay: how do u say thanx?
Criss elta: thanx=mersi ; thank you = mulţumesc
Jay: oh yes
Jay: mulumesc
Jay: multumesc*
Criss elta: yeap with "ţ"
Criss elta:
Jay:
Jay: teacher i wanna sleep now
Criss elta:
Jay: Its 6 and i have classes from 9
Jay: and then presentation
Criss elta: are u sure u learnt enough to let u free?
Criss elta: ohh...joking
Jay: umm i will come bak to u
Criss elta: go and sleep then
Criss elta:
Jay: thank u ma'm
Jay: multumesc
Jay: i wanted to write poems in Romanian
Criss elta: hey if u wanna surprize suga or some other romanian
Jay: yep i wanna surprise themm
Criss elta: say mulţam instead of mulţumesc or mersi
Criss elta: mulţam is used between friends, buddies or mates
Jay: aah kewl
Criss elta: it sounds cool
Jay: but ur my teacher
Jay: remember
Criss elta: yeap
Jay: multam
Criss elta: and u must use "î" "ş" "ă" "ţ" "â" to look like real and corect romanian
Jay: oh
Criss elta: Romania = România
Criss elta:
Jay: but in typing, hardly anyone uses them
Jay: â is pronounced aaa
Criss elta: nah
Criss elta: the way it is pronounced is totally different than english
Jay: oh
Criss elta: for example ur "a" for us it sounds like "ei"
Jay: oh okiess
Criss elta: nah... and it doesn't mean the same thing
Jay: doesnt
Jay: i am confused
Jay: oye proff enuff or the day
Jay: i am forgetting wht u said b4
Criss elta: if u ever wanna learn read ronanian u must learn the pronuanction first
Jay: ok ok
Criss elta: a , b, c, d ,..... sounds really different
Criss elta: i hope i'll buy soon a microphone
Criss elta:
Jay: lol i am goona copy past eit in my blog
Jay: paste*
Criss elta: ahh.. yeah ur blog
Criss elta: i know it
Jay: lol u do
Criss elta: i have one too
Jay: u never vivit it
Jay: visit*
Criss elta: it's in romanian
Jay: i kno u write only romanian

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Jay: bye bye
Jay: noapte buna
Criss elta: maybe u'll use the dictionary too
Jay: never
Criss elta:
Criss elta: post those lines too!!
Jay: lololol
Criss elta: încăpăţânatule!!!!
Jay: grrrrrrilla



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Account No.8888

(from - a documentary in our Strategy class about Nick Leeson.)

Nick Leeson ..looks a normal guy who has the wonderful capability to charm the people surrounding him. He is a manager of a Football team, a job he has earned with so much effort.Apart from that he has a book and a royalty from a movie made on that book.
Most likely u willl find this guy delivery what is a "post dinner talk" where he explains
how he duped an age old bank to be sold for 1 pound.
Flshback ...Early 90s....
Nick was an ambitious young man when he moved from Morgan Stanley to Barings Bank ( the oldest merchant bank from England). The oldest bank had a laid back organisational structure. So, they were overly excited to bring back the glory days when Nick Leeson newly moved into thier futures business(Singapore) and showed profits.. But thier faith was toyed with:-

Nick would ask for money from the London office which was passed to him without proper investigation.Nick would say he needed the money for Clients to pay thier margin money to the exchange.He would buy futures on his own (with that money) and hide the losses in a secret account 8888. The auditors cud never detect that there existed such an account which had so much money leaked into it. Nick screwed the software/computer network so that the account was undetected. He would gamble with company's money. Once, he gambled heavily and pulled it off wiping all the previous losses. Then due to a natural calamity the market started to go southwards.. everyone was loosing money. Nick again decided to go against the tide and gamble by buying more futures... this time he asked for more than 800 million pounds. To his own surprise he managed to get it. Howver, he was unable to pull this gamble .. he figured heavy losses which he again hid in the secret account. Stress on him was increasing .. and often he would seek support from his wife, who was too happy with the amount of money that Nick would bring home.
And then he left some note and vanished ... the bell was rung by himself... but prolly it was too late .. by the time company found such heavy losses... it cudnt do anythng to bind it. The company was to be sold.
Barings had illustrious clientele like sultan of brunie.. but he cudnt be contacted on time... England govt. refused to bail it out.. and Barings was sold to ING for one pound.


Nick was sentanced 6 and half years of prison. He was let go aftr 4 yrs cause of good beahviour. He wrote a book "Rouge Trader" for which he recieved heaps of money and then it was made into a movie Nick again recieved a fortune as royalty. He is now a manager of a football club, A job he earned with hard effort cause of his credibilty issues in various attempts.

He delivers a lectures and shows and is interviewed as to HOW HE PULLED IT OFF.
His wife divorced him to marry another trader ( guess
!! she wont miss his money).

Whatta rejuvination after single handedly .. sinking a fortune.

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Nick's secretary : "Nick was such awesome guy ... dynamic (giggle)... shouting sell ..sell!!!!...... we all wanted to be so famous and popular .. when Nick was caught we were like wow! Mick u made it."

The then CEO :" I donno how he did it. prolly his intentions.. he was too smart..."

Nick :" they were Stupid" (giving him millions wthout enquiring why).
"I thought i will be caught in next 2 days.. but it never happened.. and i grew in confidence".

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!Xobile

Russel Peters Is a funny Canadian guy of Indian Origin.Cracks a lot racial and community jokes and spares no one... but Indians suffer the most.

Its hard to find a good Indian Standup Comedian. He and Rajiv satyalmake the duo of Superb Indian Comedians(he is a PnG executive by day and a comedian by nite).

I found a video .. lol check at !Xobile and The Italians Part towards the end.

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Oye .. yeah It works... The Indian Authorities been acting like some crazy Chinese officials trying to block the freedom of speach.

DoT was banning sites (ISPs coordinated with them..) and among the list of the 20 bannned sites .. Blogger was one.. Thankfully the ban on blogger has been lifted.

Relief!!! that its up and running.

Between lemme tell u bout this Blogger community ,,, of a crazy bunch of freaks.. i happened to visit through Tennis room.

Lol!! they r kewl and so integrated... i loved to visit thier pages. they include Simonn and his friends like alina, Christina.. and so on....( ha ha nice funny gals).

What else, saw a few russel peters vids on u tube... will soon put them on the blog..

I am just happy to be bak.



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NDTV's Book corner

I don have much of patience to finish off books.So, to fuel my reading habits I resort to articles, essays, book reviews, etc and the sources would be newpapers, magazines and web resources.

NDTV has already become a phenomenon by capturing the so called Indian elite.As I dont watch much of TV these days, I visit the site.

It caters with a gamut of interesting categories.. a few days back I was bugged by its' books section. Apart from regular happenings in the literary world.. .. it gives one the opportunity to visit the reading room. There u find the savior of a lazy bum like me .."the book extracts"...the peephole owrth reading.
I read some extracts from books .. and I liked three confessions of an economic hit man,The Argumentative Indian and Ideas That Have Worked .
Yep .. NDTV presents the right blend of Indian and International literature..
Hmmm, as expected non fictions rule the roost.
Wish I could really indulge in reading the whole books, the extracts of which hold so much promise (definitely would be betta than watching a superman returns).

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