Jay's oeuvre: Kill Bill.

Kill Bill.
Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Rated : ***
Background Score : Nancy Sinatra and Jay

The shuttle was tossed up. Paro had hit her typically sharp crosscourt drop. The opponent picked it up but managed only to push it further to the midcourt.

The shuttle was high up in front of me in the mid court.

Paro (shouts): "Kill It !!"

I typically put it across another drop to an unreachable corner.

Paro (Giggles) : "Yeah, Kill it in your own way!"

Jay : ha ha ha.

Yeah So i am averse to smashing the shuttle. This was yesterday when we were playing a friendly with Paro on my side and her partner HAT on the other. They had just finished their semis.

oops!! now today I face them in the finals. Me and my partner aren't regular combination in Doubles. However, Paro and HAT are a regular combination and represented Uni also. Now Paro is so good that she plays in the men's doubles..

Grrrrr that doesn't mean if i lose i will be stigmatized for losing to her. She is damn good. Whereas her partner HAT is the most competitive guy in the whole campus. He would hate to lose to even a sparrow. Man!!! he smashes .. phewww!!!.

The match is just 1 hour away. Lets hope not too many people turn up ... well losing when ur seeded one ain't nice .. he he he.

See the Confidence ... hey!! wait... enough of .. losing right ..Gotta Kill Bill .. Revenge .. :P

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At 10/17/2006 08:02:00 PM, soos said...: don't kill bill, kill the other team.
:P
At 10/17/2006 09:53:00 PM, soos said...: oyeeeeeee balle balle!
jay bhaiyya won!!!

chummi chummi for winning.
At 10/17/2006 09:57:00 PM, JAY said...: :)) lmao Soo Soo .. chummi chummi ..
He He He.. Thanx.
At 10/17/2006 10:00:00 PM, JAY said...: and oye did u say i ahve a Radio Jockey's voice ... lolol /// Nah the background score is crappy :P
At 10/18/2006 12:22:00 AM, Slim said...: Oh you won? Good job. Did HAT kill himself? :P
At 10/18/2006 10:49:00 AM, JAY said...: ha ha ha no .. but he was a bit senti after the match ... when my partner asked everyone to come to the cafe ... he refused ... handed over 1000 bucks to me and took off.... but we r gonna give everyone a treat .. next week :).. u r invited slimo.
At 10/18/2006 05:50:00 PM, k-o-m-a-l said...: lmfao =)) bang bang ... =)) okk u never sang on fone
At 10/18/2006 06:15:00 PM, Slim said...: Lol, a loser who cant accept defeat. Oh I'll definitely be coming if there are hot chicks around :D
At 10/18/2006 07:02:00 PM, anny_sixx said...: It's nice, Jay, Nancy really can sing.. but whose is the man's voice who try to talking there ;P...
At 10/19/2006 02:53:00 AM, JAY said...: Anny Budhiya that is Nadal's voice.
At 10/19/2006 03:39:00 AM, anny_sixx said...: Hehe, jayjo, I just can't sin Rafa's voice, coz it is amaizin and.... just Rafa can't perfect English than this in the song.. but i can understant him, whole he talking ;P
At 10/19/2006 02:40:00 PM, bianca said...: When ever, in the future I watch kill bill I will think of you high
At 10/19/2006 09:52:00 PM, k-o-m-a-l said...: so did soos sing ??
At 10/20/2006 01:15:00 AM, JAY said...: yeah she said "Balle, Balle" and "shava shava"
At 10/20/2006 01:27:00 AM, JAY said...: Bebo Bianca, I wasn't high... i was sleepy and horny.
At 10/21/2006 06:20:00 AM, k-o-m-a-l said...: lol and did u sing for her ??
At 10/26/2006 10:52:00 AM, JAY said...: R u kidding ? I didn't sing for her.

Lolz but yestrday she song the "jiya dhadak dhadak" with that awesome hindi accent.. i was amazed and Lauren ne bhi gaya. muahahahahahah whole world is gonna be Indian.

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choc-a-bloc [+/-,show/hide post]

by JAY @ 7:28 PM |(9) comments|

This used to be the scenario in the 1st year. Prolly 3 am at nite.. preparing for a case for next day classes.

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At 10/13/2006 08:22:00 PM, Slim said...: Nice way to do case study LMAO!
At 10/15/2006 03:58:00 AM, anny_sixx said...: here Jay and all him friends sleep, after drinks party, no coz they r learned before..:))
At 10/15/2006 04:01:00 AM, JAY said...: Anny is sweet ... she knows i was drunk coz i was drinking with her .. and there she is sleeping in orange dress :P

welcome anny.
At 10/15/2006 04:02:00 AM, anny_sixx said...: Jay is sweet lier.. coz i haven't black hair.. and it's impossible this be I
At 10/15/2006 04:04:00 AM, JAY said...: Budhiya budhiya budhiya ... STFU..

u got ur hair colored :P .. and this is Bulgaria .. :P
At 10/15/2006 02:33:00 PM, Anonymous said...: JA YOUR THE HAND and its simon =))
At 10/15/2006 10:18:00 PM, soos said...: LOL!!!!
At 10/21/2006 09:33:00 PM, Trigger said...: Jay,I see one hand reaching out to another - but what's the other doing, hm?
At 10/22/2006 08:43:00 AM, JAY said...: the other one is reaching out to the 1st hand.. however i understood the symbolicism..***reaches out to Triggers Blog..he must have posted somethng new***

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Where is Moi?? ;;) [+/-,show/hide post]

by JAY @ 11:19 PM |(20) comments|

Been out whole day.. on a field trip in North Gujarat.

Oh .. John and Robbie's comments should be ignored if they drop any)

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At 10/11/2006 11:57:00 PM, soos said...: I know where you are. I guessed it :P:P:P

btw glad to see your french is improving.. 'moi'
At 10/12/2006 01:43:00 PM, JAY said...: don tell anyone ...ssshhh!!!.. yeah i had to coz u r more inclined to the french ppl ;)
At 10/12/2006 08:44:00 PM, Slim said...: ..... I don't know.
At 10/13/2006 02:56:00 AM, JAY said...: grrrrrrr Slimo... find it out fast .
At 10/13/2006 08:21:00 PM, Slim said...: Too many people, but I think I know...
At 10/14/2006 02:15:00 PM, robbie said...: they all look the same fucken curry munchers;))
At 10/14/2006 05:42:00 PM, Suga said...: you're in the bushes
At 10/15/2006 12:28:00 AM, JAY said...: Suga is always looking behind the bushes :-? i wonder y ....

and RObbie mo fo u have been asking Softy for my pic .. ha ha ha u cant identify this curry muncher.
At 10/15/2006 06:01:00 PM, Anonymous said...: ladkee ke peeche loool ( means behind the girl ) :)) .. i should have guessed earlier

k-o-m-al
At 10/15/2006 10:16:00 PM, soos said...: I just noticed most of you are wearing sandals.
At 10/15/2006 10:33:00 PM, Suga said...: Behind the girl...where's the girl?

jk :P
At 10/16/2006 08:06:00 PM, soos said...: This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
At 10/16/2006 11:24:00 PM, JAY said...: who the fuk .. commented and deleted..

Suga ...grrrilla .. now we shd play .. "where is the gal"?

Soo Soo .. yeah we r the lazy bunch .. slip ons are betta..
At 10/19/2006 09:55:00 PM, k-o-m-a-l said...: the girl is in front of jay .. duh elena
At 10/21/2006 10:00:00 PM, Trigger said...: Still can't find u, jay - you fell through the street grille or what?
At 10/21/2006 10:12:00 PM, Trigger said...: Still can't find u, jay - you fell through the street grille or what?
At 10/25/2006 09:17:00 AM, anny_sixx said...: In the end - Where r u, Jay? I'm curiosly to know?
At 10/25/2006 02:52:00 PM, JAY said...: behind the girl.. anny.
At 10/25/2006 07:04:00 PM, anny_sixx said...: ? With white shirt?
At 10/26/2006 10:49:00 AM, JAY said...: Its slightly bluish (tinge) and with strips..

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Badi mates frauding thier way to Mangement.. [+/-,show/hide post]

by JAY @ 10:21 PM |(2) comments|

vasuX 5774chalo: playing tonight ?
jay...Bhooke7721: Yes
vasuX 5774chalo: i will probably be there till 1.30am
jay...Bhooke7721: yes. guess i will be there.By the way was that a Skydiving school u joined ?

vasuX 5774chalo: one has to take a course before jumping solo
jay...Bhooke7721: Oh so u were under training here
vasuX 5774chalo: npe.. this was after i got my license.
jay...Bhooke7721: oh yeah it seemed so... u were a complete pro
vasuX 5774chalo: naaa.. in skydiving .. some one can call themselves a pro probably when they have done about 1000 jumps.
vasuX 5774chalo: i have done only 110
jay...Bhooke7721: 110 Jumps!!!!! yeah.. its a interesting sport. Theory of relativity .. u can call urself .. so .. here in India
:P
vasuX 5774chalo: its not about the jump count.. its skill level.. i will share some professional videos.. u will be surprised what all they can do
jay...Bhooke7721: Oh .. yeah sure
vasuX 5774chalo: check this>\\192.168.240.1\junk\adventure...check 77z.avi to see what skdyving is all about and my_dream is what I am planning to do next.
jay...Bhooke7721:that's kool. oh yeah ur adventure sports
vasuX 5774chalo: yeah.. and this is little too extreme.. the sports at that point where skydiving ends. :)
jay...Bhooke7721: hmm .. ur igniting the interest wthin me :|
vasuX 5774chalo: chalo raat mein milte hain (Ok c ya later tonite)
vasuX 5774chalo:accha.. ek info chahiye(wait, i want an Information)
jay...Bhooke7721: hmmm ok
vasuX 5774chalo: my internship is with unilever and most likely i will be doing a project on developing a market entry strategy for unilever on ethnic foods.. koyi pointers mil sakta hai about this topic ?
jay...Bhooke7721: yup can give u some, we can discuss this tonite.
vasuX 5774chalo: awesome.. ek baar projecct finalize ho jaaye.. (in another 3-4 days) and dwe will dicuss it
jay...Bhooke7721: Every one is doing project on food sector these days ..!!!!!!!!!!!1whats the matter
vasuX 5774chalo: yeh tho majboori hai.. unilever diya hai tho karna hi padega
jay...Bhooke7721:he he he he
vasuX 5774chalo: waise kuch din pahle ham apna international trade ke liye.. global opps for indian agriculture pe kuch kiya that
jay...Bhooke7721: See!!! again agriculture :| and its all global 8-vasuX 5774chalo: waise.. apna analysis ke hisaab .. picture itna rosy nahi nikla.. but agar prof chahta hai rosy banaaye tho we painted a nice pic.. actually it was about organic products markets. and opps for indian agri..
vasuX 5774chalo: india mein bahut fight hai organic farming ka .
jay...Bhooke7721: Organic product isnt the in India.
coz abhi itna food demand hai ki we cant feel the tummy even wth chemical Inputs
vasuX 5774chalo: yes.. i know moroever the other challenges.. like soil / water contaminated with fertilizers.. costsly certifications.. yeh sab bahut janjat waala hai.. typical farmer wouldnt want take this headache
jay...Bhooke7721: yeah true :) cola brands carrying the pesticides
yeah north east mein thida initiative hai .. but not to the level that it can be scaled up
vasuX 5774chalo: yup.. bahut analysis kiya ..aur at the end we had to fudge stories.. ki organic badiya hai karke.. because that is what prof believed :(((
jay...Bhooke7721: lmao!! This is called framing the situation according to the persuadee's will to .. persuade him for better marks
vasuX 5774chalo: aaj ek aur fraud course katam kiya(we finished one more fraud course today).. international business.. wee evaluated pakistan as an opp for FDI and invested several billion dollars and convinced the class and prof that it is indeed a good opp
jay...Bhooke7721: :)))))))
vasuX 5774chalo: and couldnt control laugh when prof comments that it was one of the best reports and presentation :))
jay...Bhooke7721: Risk Analysis Nahin kiya .. it depends on the whims and fancy of the one who rules the army
jay...Bhooke7721: Best report :)) laughing my fucking ass off. LAxmi Mittal 8-| would be proud of u.
vasuX 5774chalo: kiye hai.. idar udar ka fanda lagaaya hai .. jayant verma ka ek case padaaya tha.. how to invest in some god forsaken country jaha pe political instability hai.. saare fundae udar se utaake idarr daala bas :)
vasuX 5774chalo:serious fraudgiri hai
jay...Bhooke7721: he he after all we are the best Institute of fraudgiri :))
vasuX 5774chalo: but the kind of conviction with which we and in general eeveryone, pulls off is amazing
vasuX 5774chalo: yeah wd be a strange feeling when u look at urself at the mirror :|
vasuX 5774chalo: hmm..
vasuX 5774chalo: chalo.. me off to dinner and see u later.
vasuX 5774chalo: btw, what time does the ppt start ?

jay...Bhooke7721:at 9 ....X is also attending ??
vasuX 5774chalo: itna lamba chalegea ?(so long)
vasuX 5774chalo: which company u said.. i forgot.
vasuX 5774chalo: no i may not go some1 else is handling
jay...Bhooke7721: *******
vasuX 5774chalo: may be some RM wll be there to meet them and to give gyan about the batch
jay...Bhooke7721: Arre baap dada waali beaurocratic company hai..... Saare College ke pass outs hain wahan.( Its our dad's company .. filled with alumni)
vasuX 5774chalo: abhi tho its important we create a buzz in the corporate.. isi liye thoda jaake milke aate hai
vasuX 5774chalo: he he he jaroor t will end in an Hour.
vasuX 5774chalo: .. ciao later
jay...Bhooke7721:bye

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At 10/21/2006 10:52:00 PM, Trigger said...: I have a feeling no comments here cos the dialog's too darned long...hehe

...couldn't wrap my head round some of the yarn u spun, mostly the hindi, gibberi stuff...

...do me a favor, JJ, open a new blog for this kinda back-and-forth... somewhere humorless, like Mars, maybe(hehe)?

...damned 'logue almost made me forget...best of luck at the game btw,bro...
At 10/22/2006 05:53:00 PM, JAY said...: Ha ha ha Thanx . Yeah it was meant for the desi janta.

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Persuadeeeeeeeee... [+/-,show/hide post]

by JAY @ 10:38 PM |(6) comments|

Persuasive communication started with a lot of hullaballoo... However, I am glad that its coming to end. Tomorrow I will be submitting my scrap book on persuasive illustrations in everyday life, I collected in last month.

For the Great Persuader .. we did our Gandhigiri. The season was on coz of lage rahe Munnabhai(carry on munnabhai). Funnily "it is" like a bit of the British carry on series as it follows the hit prequel(sans the sex and crap in it). It has been entered into the Oscar race not in the foreign film category but in the mainstream. That makes it three Indian films in this Oscars. Water by Deepa Mehta is Canada's entry. India's official entry is Rang de Basanti (Color me saffron).Whoaaa!! we had so many movies to chose from this time... That Omakara couldn't make it is so sad. :(

2 days back, Robbie had said he is gonna watch Munnabhai. :-?

We made a movie of Gandhi clippings ..Put in a lot of Persuasion theories in between and played his favorite songs flute version in the background.

[It was surprising, how much material we could collect from our batch mates and we always thought we don't respect him or ignore his ideas.]

We illustrated it with Scenes from Munnabhai.

Munna and circuit have become iconic. There are a lot of Munna-circuit jokes doing the rounds. Jokes arent as gr8 but they r sweet specially with Munna and circuit in mind.

MUNNA BHAI
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? (Circuit, what the fuck is this ford!!)
CIRCUIT
Bhai, gaadi hai. (Big bro, its vehicle)
MUNNA BHAI
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? (Then, what's oxford)
CIRCUIT
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.(bole to, Its simple, its a bullock cart)

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At 10/11/2006 12:35:00 AM, Slim said...: What is Gandhigiri by the way? I'm hearing it often these days. I'm curious to know...
At 10/11/2006 12:40:00 AM, soos said...: I like that song.
can I get it? where can I get it.

I expect my info soon.
At 10/11/2006 02:32:00 AM, JAY said...: Gandhigiri is Gandhism in new avatar .. blended with taporigiri.. ha ha ha i meant ... Those rowdies of mumbai using Gandhism in thier own way .. calling it Gandhiri in thier langauge.
At 10/12/2006 08:30:00 PM, Slim said...: Hahaha, good thing Gandhiji isn't alive... he wouldn't have been able to put up with all this shit.
At 10/12/2006 11:01:00 PM, JAY said...: arre slimo infact Gandhiji ..should be happy shdnt he.. the way he has been treated in.. Movie.. Atleast the movie brings in hope of Gandhiji and he shdnt care much about terminology .. shd he.. plus .. this crap is tolerable as compared to the actual shit happening all around
At 10/13/2006 08:20:00 PM, Slim said...: He wouldn't be happy if he came to know people are adapting it to their own needs.

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Lets teach the nerds... [+/-,show/hide post]

by JAY @ 5:50 PM |(16) comments|

They were roaming around in the campus with a black T-shirt on, which splashed on the back "Lets teach the nerds how to play ball".

They belong to the 85 member strong contingent of IIM B , who have come here to put us down and proof we are all about Academics. Our rivalry is gonna soon find its place in the annals.

It was the 1st day , we had lost the cricket match badly. Mates came back and said we were being too nice a host ... and that the guests been sledging big time.

We didnt do much had our usual tempo shouts and we put up a banner "Sangharsh finally helped u enter IIMA"(Sangharsh is the name of the competition between us and IIM B) The next match was Badminton.. for which i have been practicing the whole week at the expense of Garba, dandiya and all other festivities.

They had a strong team held together by an inter IIT Champion. We thought of putting me as the 2nd singles player and increasing the probability of playing their 2nd best player and hence making a chance of atleast winning one singles. But at the last moment we said forget the trick and lets go with a simple order. I was put on top. And i drew the champ.

The 1st game was on.

He was clearly under my noose with me winning the 1st game easily. The second game I presented to him in a platter. He was clearly tired.. I was playing well but my serves weren't going right. Too many mistakes for a game of that standard.

In that last game my unforced errors continued. Hitting on the ground ... shots that were fed to me high above the net. serves outside and on the net. Still I managed to fight back to 11 - 11. And again I made like 4 unforced errors to give him the game at 15 - 12.

The score read 2-1 but I was happy for I won hearts and was a moral victor ( that's what a loser says .. right!!) .. but hey !!! there were chicks

coming to me patting me and saying u were better just hard luck..(whoppa) even from the opponents camp and there was this French gal who said " nvm that u lost , but u have such a good game :D" . Hey i know i am boasting and stuff but I really loved what I did.

The team went on to win 6-1. The 1 was the only game they won against me ( so sad :(). Yeah my team patted me cause I tired their best guy out and they forfeited the doubles game against me.

We leveled the overall score between the universities to 1-1. Later, we won the Tennis also. The events gonna go till 2nd October.

I came back, missed Softy and an another gal so much. I enjoyed the whole night with some vodka and videotaped myself singing Sutta and GMD.

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At 10/01/2006 07:01:00 PM, Slim said...: I'm reminded of the West Indies cricket team. Hah :P
At 10/01/2006 07:15:00 PM, JAY said...: the losers or the winners :-? my team won tho .. 6-1 .. grrrilla... he he and yeah there were gals with thier tiny little asses held in oh so short ... pants.. and shorts:P
At 10/02/2006 02:01:00 PM, Slim said...: Both sides :P. They're supposed to be non nerds and are supposedly good in sports. But they lose to "nerds". And the "nerds" are supposed to be weak in sports, but you guys beat them. There are big inconsistencies, both in the loser and winner teams :P

Chicks and short pants/shorts =P~
At 10/02/2006 07:40:00 PM, JAY said...: aye .. lol i wasn't thinking on these lines .. ha ha ha... was totally far out.
At 10/02/2006 07:47:00 PM, Robbie said...: moral victory? winning hearts? fuck me dead!You were the only fucker who let your Uni down? Just stick with the things you do right like ermm( i will tell ya when i find em).And wtf French chicks patting you? blow me!They think your a dog( or may be cats, cats are ugly,) or some shit?
Anyways badminton is a chicks game u queero!What abt cricket huh? u didint mention getting flogged by another bunch of losers
At 10/02/2006 07:52:00 PM, JAY said...: This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
At 10/02/2006 07:56:00 PM, JAY said...: Oh i commentyed nastily but then i thgt its goona hurt u mo fo.. so deleted it..

Well, if chicks never cheered for u .. not my fault.. We did win and then the doubles match.. Badi is a chicks game only if u play like won.. and u pussy we did win the overall championship... We lost in cric and we mentioned it (yay!! u hadnt played in it . :P).. yeah u do need a life.. get a cat prolly only one who can blow u . :|
At 10/02/2006 08:08:00 PM, Robbie said...: oo i stepped on the right nerve:P
At 10/02/2006 08:11:00 PM, JAY said...: i look at ur status and see "who is despo " ... mmiao miao .. some1 needs u :|
At 10/02/2006 08:19:00 PM, Robbie said...: This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
At 10/02/2006 08:24:00 PM, JAY said...: deleted the above coz .. Robbie asked me.. to .. and now fuker u better comment somethng relevant to the blog topic:|
At 10/02/2006 08:27:00 PM, Robbie said...: miao? I know its you underneath that sink jussy! *Ka Booommm*! Another pussy gone!
At 10/03/2006 09:23:00 PM, Ish said...: Congratulations for the draw.When do we get to see you singing Sutta and GMD? :D
At 10/03/2006 10:50:00 PM, JAY said...: prolly soon.
At 10/04/2006 04:57:00 PM, soos said...: when can we see those videos??????
you mentioned it so you must post it. it better be your next blog. upload it to youtube
At 10/05/2006 07:13:00 PM, Trigger said...: Yeah Jay, I'd particularly love to see you bounding 'round the badi court. I guess you drew (or was it 'lost'?) 'cos you kept trippin' over your love-handles :-)

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3 a.m. ..Still alive!!! [+/-,show/hide post]

by JAY @ 3:19 AM |(5) comments|

I came back from the practice (already 11:30 pm).. was very tired. I surfed for a while. Then, I contacted study group members. They had already divided the work(for the day's presentation) .. The topic that wasn't chosen by anyone , was to be done by me. However, it could only be started if someone else would have sent me after completing his part... I asked him and he said I should sleep and wake up early by then he will complete and send me. I was hungry (had missed my dinner). I slept at 12:30 am and woke up at 2:30 am.. I was hungry but didn't have enough to order from canteen. So i walked down to the floor's pantry. It was dark and everyone was asleep. Suddenly, one door flung open letting a dim light pour outside from the room.

I picked up a cake and some lays from the pantry, slowly strolled towards the room and I asked to the figure in semi darkness.

Jay: "Christopher, u didn't sleep or just woke up?"

Christopher:"nah, i didn't sleep"

Jay: "Y so? u used to sleep early and it's 3 a.m."

Christopher: "Nothing much. I am an Indian"

p.s. Christopher is a French student , here on exchange programme for one term.

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At 10/02/2006 08:05:00 PM, Robbie said...: Jay :Robbie..
Robbie :Wassup?
Jay :Whys your eyes so chinky?
Robbie :i donno
Jay :Is it because u've been
smokin and drinkin?
Robbie : Maybe so
Jay : Ive been thinking
Robbie : uh?
Jay :Maybe you come and pick
me?
Robbie : n do wha?
Jay : Round the town, then
take me home and eat me
Robbie :Okay

whaa, no one else is commenting here blah
At 10/02/2006 08:13:00 PM, JAY said...: :|...

typo correction:>>

Robbie .. replace it wth Jay and Replace jay with robbie.
At 10/02/2006 08:15:00 PM, Robbie said...: ha so u do wanna eat me!fuck:|
At 10/05/2006 07:04:00 PM, Trigger said...: wtf
At 10/06/2006 01:27:00 AM, JAY said...: Trigger commenting in the blog .. seems .. he has updated his own blog :|

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Faux News Vs Clinton. [+/-,show/hide post]

by JAY @ 3:02 PM |(9) comments|

The Clinton outburst starts of on a cautious note.. but increasingly becomes.. Funny.

High cost being in Global eye.

and as u have seen this .. look how the media wants its pound of flesh.

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At 9/27/2006 04:39:00 PM, soos said...: clinton make several good points there.

lol@ faux news
At 9/27/2006 07:04:00 PM, JAY said...: Yeah.. but i have added another video now ,, u can see how the interview is "perceived", ppl r so eager to make fun of somethng.
At 9/28/2006 02:20:00 AM, soos said...: I like how the daily show mocks those reporters' reactions to clinton's interview. all they focused on was him acting crazy, not the 'informative' clinton.

anyways...... who knows whether clinton's facts are true or not.

who knows anything anymore?!@?!?!!!!!!!?????
At 9/28/2006 04:54:00 PM, JAY said...: I am totally confused .. u mean u liked the mocking .. or u wanted them to concentrate on the real stuff.
At 9/29/2006 07:03:00 PM, Slim said...: Hmm, I want to see what his reaction would be to questions about Monica Levenski. Heh.

Seriously though, the media these days is just looking for a high TRP (if you may call it that) and hyped up news. I liked the second video. Media stupidity should be mocked.
At 10/01/2006 05:08:00 AM, JAY said...: Yeah i love a bit of .. Media mocking.. they r jerks..

taste of thier own medicine is good :D.

Monica Lewinsky .. lmao .. that wd be interesting.
At 10/01/2006 07:02:00 PM, Slim said...: I bet Bill would lunge at the reporter and start a fist fight if he ever asked about her :))
At 10/01/2006 07:18:00 PM, JAY said...: lol....ha ha ha ..

or will say ... down on ur knees... ;).
At 10/05/2006 07:00:00 PM, Trigger said...: All the same,watching Clint Dickson, sorry, Bill Clinton, lose his cool's quite rare. Musta frayed his nerves real bad, that reporter.

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Baptism...by ire. [+/-,show/hide post]

by JAY @ 5:04 PM |(4) comments|

Its been late to put it here. The dorm naming ceremony was over like 2 months back.However, we have been joined by two exchange students Fabian and Christopher. Two days back we conducted the "Story session" (on which the dorm names are based) for the two.

This is the draft that I had prepared for this years dorm naming ceremony. We have to make certain changes for the two new exotic inhabitants of our dorm cause we don't feel we can subject them to such a rustic and sadistic pleasure of ours.

The Draft

Maxi as the God's own thundering voice :
"We residents of Dorm 17 , welcome everyone to the most coveted and respected ceremony of our Dorm. Dorm 17 over the years has seen its transition from being Swarga Satrah (the heaven seventeen) to the Dorm of Love and now to an inflection point Of being the Dorm of lust. Now, as the baton has to be passed to the new batch of 17 shockers we have gathered to bless the noobs with dorm names. Dorm names not only represent a tag but it is the identity of the ones existence and oozes property of the orgasmic pleasure that being a WIMWIAN provides to its students. Everyone has carried the Dorm Name with pride.. and hope the next batch of our warriors do the same."

"I hereby Formally announce the ceremony open."

Steps to the glory and pseudo intellectual tranquility:-

Step 1: Bows

Step 2: (Rubby exemplifies) I formally known as .......... today in this auspicious day ....announce that my name would be " " henceforth. True to the "....." tradition of the Dorm 17 takes the oath that i will carry the dorm name with pride rest of my life as a WIMWIAN.

Step 3: water to be poured on the feet (of dorm God).

Step 4: Bows in all direction to respect the presence of omnipresent Almighty.
Step 5: Proudly present (LOUDLY) ur name ot the dorm God and bow three times .

The stigma and the stigmatized were :-

Prateeek = Lotion

Siddhartha = Monty

Himanshu = Rusky

Tarun = Silo

Sourjo = Volvo

Vivek = Pyro

Apbhramaya = Auntie (now has been changed to be a less pinching name)

Garjun = Bubbles

Amit = jhalak

Jugal = Cryo

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At 9/24/2006 08:33:00 PM, Ish said...: What is a WIMWIAN?

Hmm these names aren't as shocking and weird as you guys have got.Nicely written though.

Congratulations to the newly named.
At 9/26/2006 01:50:00 AM, Unmutual75 said...: I knew a kid named Himanshu
At 9/26/2006 05:49:00 AM, JAY said...: Oh yeah Himanshu is a nice name. WIMWIAN .. a person belonging to our college is called so... i am sparing the .. full form tho.
At 10/05/2006 06:53:00 PM, Trigger said...: Sounds like a pretty 'kosher' ceremony to me despite the love-fest of luridness the dorm name insinuates. What kind I say (yawns)?

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Laloo ji : The prince and the pauper.. [+/-,show/hide post]

by JAY @ 11:51 PM |(12) comments|

11:00am .. phone call. I was asleep .. and soon classes were to follow. geez!!!! the phone.

Himanshu : aur kya bol rahen hain laloo ji.. mile ya nahin. (So, what's Laloo saying.. did u meet him or not).

and the phone calls kept pouring for the whole day. This would be the story of each student in the campus.

Laloo is such a phenomenon for media. His rustic image and his funny comments are despised by the so called elite and celebrated by others at the same moment. Whatever u say .. u just cant ignore this guy.Now, he is the Railway Minister and under him the ailing Railways have seen a turnaround in its financial fortunes. There is a case study under Prof. Raghuram on this turnaround. Laluji was called on to share his experience in managing Railways.

I had my classes and only 50 students were allowed into the class room for a healthy discussion to take place(selection: on 1st come 1st basis.) I had missed out on that. Adding to this, there was a 120 page case to be read and presented b4 the faculty and then faculty selected 4 ppts for the D day (too much pain tha yaar!!!!).

The usual story u can listen from all the places I will give some inside the class insights.

In the class room :

(The gal in there is Sachi.. and (in the right pic) there is Ashok(aka chhui mui) and Manish (aka BoBs i call him Boobs).

Lalooji was flanked by two of his Railway officers, who were to deal with technical aspects.

There were too many ppl in the class room. Prof. asked some of them to leave. When they didn't buzz. Prof. asked Lalooji "if they are among the ones who were included in the list to attend".

Laloo: aye!! chalo jao .. bola na. baad mein baat kar lena (hey! go.. i said go. get in touch later.)
some of them were top rung officials in Railways.

discussion continued, presentation, technical stuff on how the unit cost has decreased, is this a turnaround and stuff.

Most intriguing part : Prof. Raghuram's Hindi and Lalooji's interpretation of Raghuram's English.

lmao. Prof. Raghuram ain't proficient in Hindi and Laloo ji is not the most adept in English speaking.

Some Q was asked by Prof. Lalooji obv. didn't understand. He gets up to answer.
Prof R : sir, its ok you can answer from there.
Lalooji : Baith ke bhi koi padhata hai kya. yahan padhane aaye hain. (who teaches .. in standing position.I have come here to teach.)

Lalooji was tucked in those little microphone in his color. Asst: mic is fit. you can speak now.

Lalooji: but where is the mic. (gesturing by holding his hand as if he is holding those big mics on hand while his speaches.)

giggles.

Lalooji says thanks to all .. how gr8 he felt etc and finished by thanking all.

An IAS elbows him consistently (they have been slipping in notes as to what is to be said throughout his speach). Lalooji: "kya hai"

IAS: sir, u forgot the director. Lalooji: " oh haan .. thank you director sahab also"

Quote : I only patted the right people for their work and didn't interfere.

Later, in press conf. someone asked :"sir, had u not been leader what do u think u would have been"

Laloo : "kya bakwaas hai .. leader nahin hote to leader hote" ( bull crap, had i not been leader, i would have been a leader)

journalist: "sir,... but still"

Lalooji: "ye koi sawaal hai. jab main bakri charata tha to leader tha. jab main guy charata tha to leader tha. college mein leader aur ab bhi leader ... aur itne saalon ke baad poochhte ho leader nahin hota to.. Leader hota"

( is this a Q!!!!!, when i used to goad goats and cows i was a leader. I was a leader in college. I am a leader now.. and after so many years u ak me if i wasn't a leader.. I wd have been a leader"

******************************************************************
Later at nite, Dad called.

Dad: " How was your new teacher...we are looking for u in the television"
Jay: " hahahaha"

******************************************************************
here is a vid that someone captured.

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At 9/20/2006 05:06:00 AM, Unmutual75 said...: Jay...After spending 3 hours and 30 minutes reading your post I will rate it 10 out of 10 rupees. That's a perfect score. :)
At 9/20/2006 01:48:00 PM, JAY said...: :|....... lol
At 9/20/2006 03:05:00 PM, Ish said...: Lol jay exactly what we expected from Laloo Ju.Seems everyone had fun though.The TV people interviewed some of the students and all of them were like he's so different you just can't miss him.

Lol@Jab guy charaate the tab bhi leader the.

Hey I was trying to find you on TV too.
At 9/20/2006 07:17:00 PM, JAY said...: I couldn't attend i had different commitments.
At 9/20/2006 07:31:00 PM, soos said...: tennis room is no serious commitment!!!

:P

that post wasn't as long as I thought.... it only took me 10 mins.
but the video was too small!

I can't believe India has a minister for railways
At 9/20/2006 10:13:00 PM, Trigger said...: I must say, Jay, I could just figure out at least 2% of the jokes about Laloo and the student interpreter:-). But apparently your closet cronies did, so that's ok. Seems you admire the ol' man (mushy, mushy!)...
At 9/21/2006 09:05:00 AM, Robbie said...: haha lol no politician beats our PM Howard aiight. heres his couple of vids http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yt-UBBZ3tw&NR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSYRKm35-DQ
At 9/21/2006 02:23:00 PM, JAY said...: ha ha ha ..

Rove is a complete bastard .. i always find Howard so funny ..

.. But he can't beat Lalooji.
At 9/22/2006 12:36:00 AM, Slim said...: Did he teach you all the techniques of bribery and dodging the law and buffalo care? :P
At 9/22/2006 04:14:00 AM, JAY said...: Laloo is an Honest guy :|
At 9/22/2006 10:13:00 AM, Slim said...: Politicians and honesty don't go together :P
At 9/22/2006 07:34:00 PM, Ish said...: I liked the white thing more than the black thing in the background

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Lightning strikes.. [+/-,show/hide post]

by JAY @ 6:58 PM |(10) comments|

some one captured this .. in today's heavy rains..The view is from Dorm 20 in the new campus. Ironical .. for the completion of exactly one month of a similar strike in life. Nice pic.

The ground .. u see, has been dug to search for King Solomon's goldmine.

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At 9/17/2006 11:50:00 PM, Crisu said...: the photo is really great and that lightning waw :)
i love the rain
At 9/18/2006 10:49:00 PM, JAY said...: yup that day it it really poured heavy .. th eguy who took the pic was prolly Suresh . one of my batchmates..

yeah, he captured it well.
At 9/19/2006 07:53:00 PM, Suga said...: Awesome.
At 9/19/2006 10:19:00 PM, k-o-m-a-l said...: arey was he sitting with the camera the ultimate kodak moment lol .. nice pic waise
At 9/20/2006 12:15:00 AM, Ish said...: cool picture indeed
At 9/20/2006 07:33:00 PM, soos said...: that was one lucky shot.
it's like winning the lottery
At 9/21/2006 08:33:00 AM, JAY said...: u should also try .. lottery
At 9/22/2006 12:33:00 AM, Slim said...: Neat!
At 10/02/2006 08:37:00 PM, Robbie said...: fuck thats me Pissing on jay uni...gimme some privacy, fucking paparazzis!
At 10/02/2006 08:49:00 PM, Robbie said...: Ok fine i did miss his uni, but c'mon u blokes should know how hard it is to aim from that height plus it was windy man! *sorry solomon*

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Jay's oeuvre

A bit of jazz in blog, however, falls tremendously short of being a musical