Jay's oeuvre

A bit of jazz in blog, however, falls tremendously short of being a musical

Camera. Lights and Action!!!!!

Diwali started by wishing John some crap .. wished his tennis partner doesnt ring him (lmao and he didnt).. John wished I had an equally crap day.. Well he had almost got his pound of flesh.

I had to visit My sissy this year in diwali.. The joy of meeting her and playing with her son was there .. but was apprehensive of the Family setting on this occasion. We had a dinner with three other families.. did burst some crackers with lil kids.

Otherwise, I remained subdued through out; watching "Power Rangers" with kids and having good food. The noise and constant bickering was taking a toll on me.. Then one guy was running after his lil gal with his vid. cam .. Man!!!!!!.

I had my special moment too.

One old grandma : " Babu!!! kaaj korchho" ( kid!! do u work)
Jay : "dide!! Naa.. ekhono podhchhi" ( Grannny ..nah i am still studying)
Granny : "what do u study"
Jay : "MBA"
Granny : "aachha chinta koro na (ok don wry).. job to guaranteed"

and I nodded with appreciation of her foresight.

When I came back.. would some of the left overs on display. The dorm had put an effort to make a match of the decor competition too.



Though I didnt help much this yr.. in decor had helped in cleaning the dorm .. Didnt have enough enthusiasm to decorate or compete with the dorms who spend magnanimously.
Fachchas had done a lotsa work and prolly I missed a bit of fun with them.They had food together in Subway after pooja.




More pics are shared here >>

1. http://in.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/jaykay19in/album?.dir=b3b9 (Last years pic)
2. http://in.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/jaykay19in/album?.dir=a752re2 (this years pic)

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Kill Bill.

Rated : ***
Background Score : Nancy Sinatra and Jay





The shuttle was tossed up. Paro had hit her typically sharp crosscourt drop. The opponent picked it up but managed only to push it further to the midcourt.

The shuttle was high up in front of me in the mid court.

Paro (shouts):
"Kill It !!"

I typically put it across another drop to an unreachable corner.

Paro (Giggles) : "Yeah, Kill it in your own way!"

Jay : ha ha ha.

Yeah So i am averse to smashing the shuttle. This was yesterday when we were playing a friendly with Paro on my side and her partner HAT on the other. They had just finished their semis.

oops!! now today I face them in the finals. Me and my partner aren't regular combination in Doubles. However, Paro and HAT are a regular combination and represented Uni also. Now Paro is so good that she plays in the men's doubles..

Grrrrr that doesn't mean if i lose i will be stigmatized for losing to her. She is damn good. Whereas her partner HAT is the most competitive guy in the whole campus. He would hate to lose to even a sparrow. Man!!! he smashes .. phewww!!!.

The match is just 1 hour away. Lets hope not too many people turn up ... well losing when ur seeded one ain't nice .. he he he.

See the Confidence ... hey!! wait... enough of .. losing right ..Gotta Kill Bill .. Revenge .. :P

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choc-a-bloc




This used to be the scenario in the 1st year. Prolly 3 am at nite.. preparing for a case for next day classes.

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Where is Moi?? ;;)



Been out whole day.. on a field trip in North Gujarat.

Oh .. John and Robbie's comments should be ignored if they drop any)

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vasuX 5774chalo: playing tonight ?
jay...Bhooke7721: Yes
vasuX 5774chalo: i will probably be there till 1.30am
jay...Bhooke7721: yes. guess i will be there.By the way was that a Skydiving school u joined ?

vasuX 5774chalo: one has to take a course before jumping solo
jay...Bhooke7721: Oh so u were under training here
vasuX 5774chalo: npe.. this was after i got my license.
jay...Bhooke7721: oh yeah it seemed so... u were a complete pro
vasuX 5774chalo: naaa.. in skydiving .. some one can call themselves a pro probably when they have done about 1000 jumps.
vasuX 5774chalo: i have done only 110
jay...Bhooke7721: 110 Jumps!!!!! yeah.. its a interesting sport. Theory of relativity .. u can call urself .. so .. here in India
:P
vasuX 5774chalo: its not about the jump count.. its skill level.. i will share some professional videos.. u will be surprised what all they can do
jay...Bhooke7721: Oh .. yeah sure
vasuX 5774chalo: check this>\\192.168.240.1\junk\adventure...check 77z.avi to see what skdyving is all about and my_dream is what I am planning to do next.
jay...Bhooke7721:that's kool. oh yeah ur adventure sports
vasuX 5774chalo: yeah.. and this is little too extreme.. the sports at that point where skydiving ends. :)
jay...Bhooke7721: hmm .. ur igniting the interest wthin me :|
vasuX 5774chalo: chalo raat mein milte hain (Ok c ya later tonite)
vasuX 5774chalo:accha.. ek info chahiye(wait, i want an Information)
jay...Bhooke7721: hmmm ok
vasuX 5774chalo: my internship is with unilever and most likely i will be doing a project on developing a market entry strategy for unilever on ethnic foods.. koyi pointers mil sakta hai about this topic ?
jay...Bhooke7721: yup can give u some, we can discuss this tonite.
vasuX 5774chalo: awesome.. ek baar projecct finalize ho jaaye.. (in another 3-4 days) and dwe will dicuss it
jay...Bhooke7721: Every one is doing project on food sector these days ..!!!!!!!!!!!1whats the matter
vasuX 5774chalo: yeh tho majboori hai.. unilever diya hai tho karna hi padega
jay...Bhooke7721:he he he he
vasuX 5774chalo: waise kuch din pahle ham apna international trade ke liye.. global opps for indian agriculture pe kuch kiya that
jay...Bhooke7721: See!!! again agriculture :| and its all global 8-vasuX 5774chalo: waise.. apna analysis ke hisaab .. picture itna rosy nahi nikla.. but agar prof chahta hai rosy banaaye tho we painted a nice pic.. actually it was about organic products markets. and opps for indian agri..
vasuX 5774chalo: india mein bahut fight hai organic farming ka .
jay...Bhooke7721: Organic product isnt the in India.
coz abhi itna food demand hai ki we cant feel the tummy even wth chemical Inputs
vasuX 5774chalo: yes.. i know moroever the other challenges.. like soil / water contaminated with fertilizers.. costsly certifications.. yeh sab bahut janjat waala hai.. typical farmer wouldnt want take this headache
jay...Bhooke7721: yeah true :) cola brands carrying the pesticides
yeah north east mein thida initiative hai .. but not to the level that it can be scaled up
vasuX 5774chalo: yup.. bahut analysis kiya ..aur at the end we had to fudge stories.. ki organic badiya hai karke.. because that is what prof believed :(((
jay...Bhooke7721: lmao!! This is called framing the situation according to the persuadee's will to .. persuade him for better marks
vasuX 5774chalo: aaj ek aur fraud course katam kiya(we finished one more fraud course today).. international business.. wee evaluated pakistan as an opp for FDI and invested several billion dollars and convinced the class and prof that it is indeed a good opp
jay...Bhooke7721: :)))))))
vasuX 5774chalo: and couldnt control laugh when prof comments that it was one of the best reports and presentation :))
jay...Bhooke7721: Risk Analysis Nahin kiya .. it depends on the whims and fancy of the one who rules the army
jay...Bhooke7721: Best report :)) laughing my fucking ass off. LAxmi Mittal 8-| would be proud of u.
vasuX 5774chalo: kiye hai.. idar udar ka fanda lagaaya hai .. jayant verma ka ek case padaaya tha.. how to invest in some god forsaken country jaha pe political instability hai.. saare fundae udar se utaake idarr daala bas :)
vasuX 5774chalo:serious fraudgiri hai
jay...Bhooke7721: he he after all we are the best Institute of fraudgiri :))
vasuX 5774chalo: but the kind of conviction with which we and in general eeveryone, pulls off is amazing
vasuX 5774chalo: yeah wd be a strange feeling when u look at urself at the mirror :|
vasuX 5774chalo: hmm..
vasuX 5774chalo: chalo.. me off to dinner and see u later.
vasuX 5774chalo: btw, what time does the ppt start ?

jay...Bhooke7721:at 9 ....X is also attending ??
vasuX 5774chalo: itna lamba chalegea ?(so long)
vasuX 5774chalo: which company u said.. i forgot.
vasuX 5774chalo: no i may not go some1 else is handling
jay...Bhooke7721: *******
vasuX 5774chalo: may be some RM wll be there to meet them and to give gyan about the batch
jay...Bhooke7721: Arre baap dada waali beaurocratic company hai..... Saare College ke pass outs hain wahan.( Its our dad's company .. filled with alumni)
vasuX 5774chalo: abhi tho its important we create a buzz in the corporate.. isi liye thoda jaake milke aate hai
vasuX 5774chalo: he he he jaroor t will end in an Hour.
vasuX 5774chalo: .. ciao later
jay...Bhooke7721:bye

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Persuadeeeeeeeee...

Persuasive communication started with a lot of hullaballoo... However, I am glad that its coming to end. Tomorrow I will be submitting my scrap book on persuasive illustrations in everyday life, I collected in last month.

For the Great Persuader .. we did our Gandhigiri. The season was on coz of lage rahe Munnabhai(carry on munnabhai). Funnily "it is" like a bit of the British carry on series as it follows the hit prequel(sans the sex and crap in it). It has been entered into the Oscar race not in the foreign film category but in the mainstream. That makes it three Indian films in this Oscars. Water by Deepa Mehta is Canada's entry. India's official entry is Rang de Basanti (Color me saffron).Whoaaa!! we had so many movies to chose from this time... That Omakara couldn't make it is so sad. :(

2 days back, Robbie had said he is gonna watch Munnabhai. :-?

We made a movie of Gandhi clippings ..Put in a lot of Persuasion theories in between and played his favorite songs flute version in the background.






[It was surprising, how much material we could collect from our batch mates and we always thought we don't respect him or ignore his ideas.]

We illustrated it with Scenes from Munnabhai.



Munna and circuit have become iconic. There are a lot of Munna-circuit jokes doing the rounds. Jokes arent as gr8 but they r sweet specially with Munna and circuit in mind.

MUNNA BHAI
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? (Circuit, what the fuck is this ford!!)
CIRCUIT
Bhai, gaadi hai. (Big bro, its vehicle)
MUNNA BHAI
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? (Then, what's oxford)
CIRCUIT
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.(bole to, Its simple, its a bullock cart)



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Lets teach the nerds...

They were roaming around in the campus with a black T-shirt on, which splashed on the back "Lets teach the nerds how to play ball".

They belong to the 85 member strong contingent of IIM B , who have come here to put us down and proof we are all about Academics. Our rivalry is gonna soon find its place in the annals.

It was the 1st day , we had lost the cricket match badly. Mates came back and said we were being too nice a host ... and that the guests been sledging big time.

We didnt do much had our usual tempo shouts and we put up a banner "Sangharsh finally helped u enter IIMA"(Sangharsh is the name of the competition between us and IIM B) The next match was Badminton.. for which i have been practicing the whole week at the expense of Garba, dandiya and all other festivities.

They had a strong team held together by an inter IIT Champion. We thought of putting me as the 2nd singles player and increasing the probability of playing their 2nd best player and hence making a chance of atleast winning one singles. But at the last moment we said forget the trick and lets go with a simple order. I was put on top. And i drew the champ.

The 1st game was on.

He was clearly under my noose with me winning the 1st game easily. The second game I presented to him in a platter. He was clearly tired.. I was playing well but my serves weren't going right. Too many mistakes for a game of that standard.

In that last game my unforced errors continued. Hitting on the ground ... shots that were fed to me high above the net. serves outside and on the net. Still I managed to fight back to 11 - 11. And again I made like 4 unforced errors to give him the game at 15 - 12.

The score read 2-1 but I was happy for I won hearts and was a moral victor ( that's what a loser says .. right!!) .. but hey !!! there were chicks coming to me patting me and saying u were better just hard luck..(whoppa) even from the opponents camp and there was this French gal who said " nvm that u lost , but u have such a good game :D" . Hey i know i am boasting and stuff but I really loved what I did.

The team went on to win 6-1. The 1 was the only game they won against me ( so sad :(). Yeah my team patted me cause I tired their best guy out and they forfeited the doubles game against me.

We leveled the overall score between the universities to 1-1. Later, we won the Tennis also. The events gonna go till 2nd October.

I came back, missed Softy and an another gal so much. I enjoyed the whole night with some vodka and videotaped myself singing Sutta and GMD.

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