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A bit of jazz in blog, however, falls tremendously short of being a musical

Another day of Joy and Jay

It was 6:30 am .. birds were making noise outside.. and i had just finished my "convo" and was bout to sleep.. then.. a flash of hand.. hits the jug and it falls on the bed.. water everywhere .. my Laptop :((.

I do whatever my rush of blood tells me to do..

I let it dry and stare at it pathetically.. my head spinning fr the amount of work i have to do in next week... damn cant do my "1 am chat stuff" :P and yeah a cash crunch.. i may lose the laptop ..

but yeah i cant see what is to be done wth a Laptop + water spillage nor can i get from online forum. see how grave the situation is!!!!!

and as I stay there still and confused .. suddenly.. i clutch my chest and wince in pain.(oh!! it was bak.. the chest pain.. its been 4 yrs.. it hits me.. being a medical xpert of the family .. he he .. neva told anyone else. BUT WHY NOW?). I
open my palm and check those dark lines again and the big breakage in there.The breakage suggests like somethng drastic to happen at around this time in my life...may be the time has come to say gudbye.. But some Palmist suggested its not the lifeline one .. it shows the mental condition .. so like i wd go insane.. but, that wont b a palpable change only 30 % i kno now dont consider me insane.. peanuts.. yep.

I have been in messier situations but this ranks among the top.. and when i am in messier situations, two thngs happen to me:-

1. i get creative thought(don start throwing laptops fr creativity)

2. i think of sleeping my ass off.

So, it was simple.. 1st ting 1st... I SLEPT.

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At 5/28/2006 07:46:00 PM, Anonymous Suga said...

Lol Jay, nice! So you.

 
At 6/03/2006 12:23:00 AM, Blogger Ish said...

So ultimately did the lappy get fixed up and all?

Hope it did.I remember spilling water on my toy helicopter once..it made weird sounds after that.

 
At 6/03/2006 10:42:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

ha ha ishmeet .. u r a funny guy.. lmao u compared it to .. ur toy .. yeah nothing got damaged tho they send me a bill of 22000 bucks if i wanna change my motherboard i said no..

 
At 12/22/2006 01:05:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

Lets see it appears on the recent comments list or not.

 

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on our left: richest indian on earth (afta me)... and oporpopor of biggest STEEL GIANT.





on our right: a dubious businessman of russian origin.




prize : ARCELOR , luxemburg the 2nd biggest steel corporate.

blows afta blows: Mittal’s original offer of 18.6 billion euros
ups the ante with 25.8 billion euros.

parapharnalia
: govt. meetings and what not.. british indian french .. and half of the bloody europe.

the opponent : no one has heard till now of any moves.


the mood
: no one wants the hedgemony of one kingpin in the STEEL INDUSTRY in whole world.

THE RESULT : ARCELOR GOes in bed wth the russian with the blessings of Vladimir Putin.

what that means for poor shareholders
: they are goona have less say and arcelor handed its fotune to the will of a wary russian... instead of the more open, candid and better concern for the labor and shareholders, offered by mittal.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY : If u wanna avoid the hangman's noose .... SHOOT URSELF.

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At 6/03/2006 12:20:00 AM, Blogger Ish said...

Ahh yeah so ultimately Mittal didnt get Arcelor right? Made aa fool outta himself.

 

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I have not been following much about him and last encountered his name .. while brushing through JACK WELCH'S .."straight from gut"...

..was just waiting for some witty retort from an industry doyen on reservation issue... and it came from him .. lemme hand over the mic to him.
AZIM PREMJI :
I think we should have job reservations in all the fields. I completely
support the PM and all the politicians for promoting this. Let's start
the reservation with our cricket team. We should have 10 percent
reservation for muslims. 30 percent for OBC, SC/ST like that. Cricket rules
should be modified accordingly. The boundary circle should be reduced
for an SC/ST player. The four hit by an OBC player should be considered
as a six and a six hit by a OBC player should be counted as 8 runs. An
OBC player scoring 60 runs should be declared as a century. We should
influence ICC and make rules so that the pace bowlers like Shoaib Akhtar
should not bowl fast balls to our OBC player. Bowlers should bowl
maximum speed of 80 kilometer per hour to an OBC player. Any delivery above
this speed should be made illegal. Also we should have reservation in
Olympics. In the 100 meters race, an OBC player should be given a gold
medal if he runs 80 meter .
Disclaimer: cannot confirm the resource .. recieved it last nite ..when a guy multicasted on IP MESSENGER.
Request : The quote does get a thumps up .. hope he decides to reduce his equity in WIPRO .. :D for some people, eager to invest, can have fun.

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At 6/03/2006 12:14:00 AM, Blogger Ish said...

Lol yeah I've heard of that before.Here's another one on reservation.

Manmohan to Bush:We are sending Indians to the Moon.

Bush:Wow,How many?

Manmohan:A 100 people.25 SC's,25 ST's,25 OBC's,15 politicians,13 handicaps n 2 astronauts..if possible

 
At 6/04/2006 12:17:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

ha ha ha ,, and two 5 women goota be be accomodated..

 

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"maa kassam!! blade bhi rakhta hoon" (swear on my mom !! I keep blades too )

and then he started to thrash the gillete ready saver pack to the side fence of the railway bridge. I turned my head and walked away in the anticipation of something ominous.

I had barely walked 10 steps that I reached the end of the bridge and realised that this is the wrong end of the bridge.The thought of going to the other end and passing through the "danger zone" gave a hard on to the weakling within me.


(this was only the 2nd day of my office.. I had left the office early at around 7 pm today it was relatively hassle free journey from andheri to mumbai central.. however, it was not to remain so. I got down from the train and stepped towards the railway bridge. As I approached the bridge, I could listen to some noise and ppl screaming on the bridge. When I reached the spot, I witnessed two men in a duel.. others were watching and screaming "hit that bastard .. everyone..come on .. hit him" but no one dared to touch the guy. I was standing there quite and amused, when a woman cried "someone take care of the guy... pleeeease, he was doin somethng to that girl" and soon a few more men joined the battlefield .. sensing odds turned against him the villain of my story let go everyone and stood there with head high ... like a "batista" in the ring. I was watching him and for a second our eyes met. He was a man surely with nothing to lose and had a vampire face, who can only suck the society.)

I turned my back and started to move towards the danger spot. By that time, Friday the 13th guy was wielding the blade.. population density around him had reduced.When I reached near him he was kicking his bags and potli.

Soon, I cud listen the sound of metal. He leaped towards the floor and lifted a scissor.

He held the scissor high in air and gave a war cry ..

noone was eager to look at him and I walked passed him slowly... his eyes chased me to the dinner table.. geez.

Welcome to Mumbai.

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lovely !!! aint it ? she calls out my name... sweetest gift for a long time.

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ha ha ha that is sweet. who is she?

 
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yes who is that gal.. i didnt kno u have any chinese connection. sweet tho.

 
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ha haha its been announced tomorrow wont be any quiz and campus is goin mad. the symptoms of this craziness started to show the 1st and foremost in the SECTION ONLINE NB(notice board).

(CLICK TO ENLARGE THE PIC.)





i wish quizes were better or else the budding managers wd be let loose for such creativity.

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At 5/21/2006 04:52:00 AM, Anonymous Fucker said...

oi Bhookey, who is jayant?

 
At 5/21/2006 10:54:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

that was the goat --- Robbie.

 

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with strings and jal ..... jal sucked and strings rocked.
shots from the cultural fest "chaos" in my college.





































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At 1/28/2006 09:22:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wish i was dere too

 
At 5/21/2006 04:54:00 AM, Anonymous just another fucker said...

Holly shit man.. where are the chicks?? soo many fuckers out there .. far out

 

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so was in the extension of "rann of kuchh" which merges with the arabian sea.
the sea breaze cudnt handle me the very 1st day, and the mythical MET deptt decided to hand over my case to the "cold viruses". So, that was it, i slept my ass off and played AOE in the room. In between were my vain attempts to fight the resistance of my sista and brthr in law to leave the discomfort of home.
Finally, the day i was to leave, i decided to turn religious coz i needed somethng.
the gal who is the daughter of myh brthr in laws' brthrs' daughter( i donno wtf tht means, point is she calls me uncle). She is 22 ( i guess so) wasnt much of a liabilty in the whole vacation.
So, we boarded a boeing 747 to DWARKA . well, ok,ok!! it was not exacly boeing or airbus coz it was just a bit small and couldn't fly but rest was same atleast the hospitality. well ok i mean the pilot was a bit hoarse and was goading us as if we were sheeps, into the airbus but rest was same. and oh did i mention airbus! no, it was boeing .
beside me, was this guy struggling hard to understand the logic behind similar triangles class XTh maths( god knows y some1 wd pich that at the age of 30).
in front of me was a man wiht a short beard like osama hmm i constantly stared at him. hoped to find atleast one terrorist in this lifetime. probablities were high coz it was pak border and yeah lot of crossborder.
but luck has to have like this; my excitement was to be blown he didnt speak a word; forget the guns, bullets, grenades,i was expecting.... awwwwww.
well, had he spoken; atleast, it wd not have been hard core gujju and wd have given my interpreter ( that gal i mentioned earlier , remember!!!) some relief.

meanwhile as the boeing crawled on a strip of coaltar, tearing a stratch of sea water..... i was deep into my dreams.

suddenly the ramanujam among us screamed "hey i will get down now!!!"

i would say "y the fuck u speakin in english when i doubt they understand my freakin hindi!!!!"

nobody can listen to what my heart speaks uffffff!!!! thankfully

yeah and then i again settled bak to my seat listening to some "aap ka nasha "....they say this song is a craze in these parts .

(i hope u wont look forward to the next episode)

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At 5/21/2006 04:55:00 AM, Anonymous Fucker said...

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this is th enew yr sorry DON for being late, but yeah i can start the new yr wth some good deed

this is a non competitive entry for the
CAN CONQUER CANCER contest and yeah all the responsibility is shouldered by dear DON

SALUTE DON to ur spirit too .. QUIT SMOKING its easy done it 100 times.

yeah this was passed by DON AGAIN.::>>

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this for the girl who thinks there is wide gap betweeen me and her.
well i dont have many words to say but this to tell u >>>>


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didja sing dat song and mix it with the vid?

 
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yerr givin in to the seduction .... so it is like the lackadaisical amoebic projection that following topic flows outta my pen:-

indians had a history entwined in sex and sensibilities and i bet, the literotica makes wet us the most but as they say the consumers need not be the best innovators.

we some how left the legacy of vatsyayan long back... and yep we r a regular feature in the competitons on "badly written sex"

Aniruddha Bahal made us proud in 2 yrs back whenhe won he won the "bad sex award" for Bunker 13 ( whoa well arnd 7 yrs ago or so i had read a short story by someone Ashok BANKER and it was so similar .. analogy)

excerpts from the masterpiece BUNKER 13 :-

"“We began to climb peaks and fall off them,” Tejpal has written. “We did old things in new ways. And new things in old ways. At times like these we were the work of surrealist masters. Any body part could be joined to any body part. And it would result in a masterpiece. Toe and tongue. Nipple and penis. Finger and the bud. Armpit and mouth. Nose and clitoris. Clavicle and gluteus maximus. Mons veneris and phallus indica. The Last Tango of Labia Minora. Circa 1987. Vasant Kunj. By Salvador Dalí.”


and probably oogling boggling mind and semen continues to flow :-

“….. ‘Let’s, you know, caress each other in five places and kiss in seven ways and make out in nine positions, but let’s not get carried away.’ In reply, Boonyi pulled her phiran and shirt off over her head and stood before him naked except for the little pot of fire hanging low, below her belly, heating further what was already hot. ‘Don’t you treat me like a child,’ she said in a throaty voice that proved she had been unsparing in her drug abuse. ‘You think I went to all this trouble just for a kiddie-style session of lick and suck?’ ”


gotcha beat that in future .... so clitoris labia anus cervix i m coming too.

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