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Toufee and clipmarks.

I had added two extensions recently to my firefox. One was performancing and the other was clipmarks. Clipmarks made me stumbled upon this nice site called toufee,where u can make flash movies, banner, etc online. Its very simple and wd come in handy for a layman. I made my 1st movie .. and here it is..

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Jay, I saw the video, it's cool, really!

At 11/08/2006 02:17:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

Thanx ...Anny.


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Skill: histrionics
Battle of CR-6 (CR= Class Room)

It looked hazy. I could only figure out some movements in between the woods. I took my position which was strategically apt for hiding from any offensive of the enemy.

Soon, the lord of the rings had entered. Everyone settled. My closest aide elbowed me to morning.

The tension in the air was palpable no one had a clue what the professor demanded when he said "How do u do appraisal of working capital loans". That was enough to disconnect me from the proceedings. I wanted to go back to sleep but, it was not to be so..

Looking at an complacent opponent, the guy sitting on right took out his naked shining pen .. and ***click*** my hand was almost pierced.. My mouth opened to gasp .. but the voice was choked within. (I hadn't expected he will take revenge for yesterday's powerful display of my penwork.)

I quickly searched for my pen ...only to find to my utter dismay "they" had it planned to perfection. All my accessories had already been removed. Only think i could do was to look at the watch and wait for the lecture to end.. while my adversaries kept bleeding me and ... their Gothic "muahahahahahaha".

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Hehehe ... that is wicked.

And what do you mean with "appraisal of working capital loans" is a tad bit dull???

At 11/08/2006 08:56:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

Ummmm.. If ur prepared to do well in the class its not boring..Its a Finance topic where you asses The Loan to be given for running a business or project.

Yeah .. now u can gauze it wasnt a Harry Potter Stuff :(.


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3 bill : what's up ?
PG : Yaar, Kya boloon? (Dude, what should i say) I am always confused what to say when some one says WHASSUP.
Jay : say "nm"
PG : I usually say my silly thngs as "the sky" "the roof" etc.
Marli : or "the stars"
Chandu: "the constellation"
Marli: Like "orion"
Chandu : Orion?
Marli : Yeah a constellation
Chandu : yeah but I thought Orion is just a group of stars.
Jay : Thats what a constellation is .. ain't it?

PG: whatta intellectual discussion.

This was a week ago. We were intoxicated with the Vodka arranged by dubious means in this dry state. It was a surprise birthday treat for Tiru ... so who cares and i had Vodka after a long time.. Flipside's stupid birthday song. Cake. Dance. Jokes. Dope. grrrrrrr.

I repeated I had to send some important emails to an organization ..but they aint gonna leave me... and I sipped and sipped till I made some stupid SMS and prolly puked when i got back to my room.. I dont even remember if I did regurgitate.

So don feel like writing anymore.. just had a break from a hectic one week.. gonna sleep.

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ohh my !!! lol .. jay are u alrite now ???

At 11/02/2006 09:51:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

yeah i am just fine.


Vodka + Flipsyde enough to knock one out for a long time. Next time, you might want to leave out Flipsyde LOL!


Aaaa, Jayjo, now i understood why u need for too many hours /days/ for dreams in the last days:))by the way...How many bottles of vodka u can drink :P?

At 11/03/2006 11:13:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

Slimo I didnt want Flipsyde that sucks.

Anny u want to challenge me in VODKA :-?


Uuuuf, Jay I don't like vodka. I can't drink spirits. I can give up, before i'm start.

At 11/04/2006 02:08:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

So u lose and i win :D


Hey, Jay - peace, dear >:D<..can u help me and answer - Why i can't write in KOMAL blog? :(( When i post message - there appear "Error". Sorry, that i write here, Jay, but i dunno who can ask and where..

At 11/04/2006 05:07:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

Ok don wry i will get it fixed and tell her also.

today in PN i will tell u how to get over it.

At 11/04/2006 05:10:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...



well even i cant comment on her blog :-?

At 11/04/2006 10:15:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

blogger problem for a while try later.


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Diwali started by wishing John some crap .. wished his tennis partner doesnt ring him (lmao and he didnt).. John wished I had an equally crap day.. Well he had almost got his pound of flesh.

I had to visit My sissy this year in diwali.. The joy of meeting her and playing with her son was there .. but was apprehensive of the Family setting on this occasion. We had a dinner with three other families.. did burst some crackers with lil kids.

Otherwise, I remained subdued through out; watching "Power Rangers" with kids and having good food. The noise and constant bickering was taking a toll on me.. Then one guy was running after his lil gal with his vid. cam .. Man!!!!!!.

I had my special moment too.

One old grandma : " Babu!!! kaaj korchho" ( kid!! do u work)
Jay : "dide!! Naa.. ekhono podhchhi" ( Grannny ..nah i am still studying)
Granny : "what do u study"
Jay : "MBA"
Granny : "aachha chinta koro na (ok don wry).. job to guaranteed"

and I nodded with appreciation of her foresight.

When I came back.. would some of the left overs on display. The dorm had put an effort to make a match of the decor competition too.

Though I didnt help much this yr.. in decor had helped in cleaning the dorm .. Didnt have enough enthusiasm to decorate or compete with the dorms who spend magnanimously.
Fachchas had done a lotsa work and prolly I missed a bit of fun with them.They had food together in Subway after pooja.

More pics are shared here >>

1. http://in.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/jaykay19in/album?.dir=b3b9 (Last years pic)
2. http://in.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/jaykay19in/album?.dir=a752re2 (this years pic)

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heya jay!!!!
i like the pics!!! the're very very very very very cooooooooooool!!! as in grabe!!! bigaten pare!!!!


Ring interesting, Jay. And the pics r nice. U have a funny granny:p


Jay, is in whole town have same lights? Oooo, i'm not sure if i can asked right the Q. I ask if whole town is decorate with the lights or every family doing this in fron of their home.
Jay, :P ;aybe u must buy a camera with more power flash, some of the pics are darkness and i can't recofnize u:P:)

At 10/23/2006 05:13:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

bigaten pare? ..

and anny whole town .. every family.

gimme me money for camera :P


Awesome pics!



your firefox spelling plugin is really useful. :P

now I'm going to see the rest of the pics

At 10/24/2006 12:15:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

well now u can see the effect...

i had gone bak to an older version just yesterday coz i was missing some extensions .. and u saw that how spell check was imp.

u ullu.

well firefox 2 is gonna be released tomorrow i guess.. yay!!


wow .. but the decoration of my home were better ha !! i did all of it ... i took pics will show u ... :)


nice pictures jay

At 11/01/2006 10:43:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

Thanx Madhumita,

I think i know ya. lemme check.

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Rated : ***
Background Score : Nancy Sinatra and Jay

The shuttle was tossed up. Paro had hit her typically sharp crosscourt drop. The opponent picked it up but managed only to push it further to the midcourt.

The shuttle was high up in front of me in the mid court.

Paro (shouts):
"Kill It !!"

I typically put it across another drop to an unreachable corner.

Paro (Giggles) : "Yeah, Kill it in your own way!"

Jay : ha ha ha.

Yeah So i am averse to smashing the shuttle. This was yesterday when we were playing a friendly with Paro on my side and her partner HAT on the other. They had just finished their semis.

oops!! now today I face them in the finals. Me and my partner aren't regular combination in Doubles. However, Paro and HAT are a regular combination and represented Uni also. Now Paro is so good that she plays in the men's doubles..

Grrrrr that doesn't mean if i lose i will be stigmatized for losing to her. She is damn good. Whereas her partner HAT is the most competitive guy in the whole campus. He would hate to lose to even a sparrow. Man!!! he smashes .. phewww!!!.

The match is just 1 hour away. Lets hope not too many people turn up ... well losing when ur seeded one ain't nice .. he he he.

See the Confidence ... hey!! wait... enough of .. losing right ..Gotta Kill Bill .. Revenge .. :P

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don't kill bill, kill the other team.


oyeeeeeee balle balle!
jay bhaiyya won!!!

chummi chummi for winning.

At 10/17/2006 09:57:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

:)) lmao Soo Soo .. chummi chummi ..
He He He.. Thanx.

At 10/17/2006 10:00:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

and oye did u say i ahve a Radio Jockey's voice ... lolol /// Nah the background score is crappy :P


Oh you won? Good job. Did HAT kill himself? :P

At 10/18/2006 10:49:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

ha ha ha no .. but he was a bit senti after the match ... when my partner asked everyone to come to the cafe ... he refused ... handed over 1000 bucks to me and took off.... but we r gonna give everyone a treat .. next week :).. u r invited slimo.


lmfao =)) bang bang ... =)) okk u never sang on fone


Lol, a loser who cant accept defeat. Oh I'll definitely be coming if there are hot chicks around :D


It's nice, Jay, Nancy really can sing.. but whose is the man's voice who try to talking there ;P...

At 10/19/2006 02:53:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

Anny Budhiya that is Nadal's voice.


Hehe, jayjo, I just can't sin Rafa's voice, coz it is amaizin and.... just Rafa can't perfect English than this in the song.. but i can understant him, whole he talking ;P


When ever, in the future I watch kill bill I will think of you high


so did soos sing ??

At 10/20/2006 01:15:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

yeah she said "Balle, Balle" and "shava shava"

At 10/20/2006 01:27:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

Bebo Bianca, I wasn't high... i was sleepy and horny.


lol and did u sing for her ??

At 10/26/2006 10:52:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

R u kidding ? I didn't sing for her.

Lolz but yestrday she song the "jiya dhadak dhadak" with that awesome hindi accent.. i was amazed and Lauren ne bhi gaya. muahahahahahah whole world is gonna be Indian.


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This used to be the scenario in the 1st year. Prolly 3 am at nite.. preparing for a case for next day classes.

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Nice way to do case study LMAO!


here Jay and all him friends sleep, after drinks party, no coz they r learned before..:))

At 10/15/2006 04:01:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

Anny is sweet ... she knows i was drunk coz i was drinking with her .. and there she is sleeping in orange dress :P

welcome anny.


Jay is sweet lier.. coz i haven't black hair.. and it's impossible this be I

At 10/15/2006 04:04:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

Budhiya budhiya budhiya ... STFU..

u got ur hair colored :P .. and this is Bulgaria .. :P

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JA YOUR THE HAND and its simon =))




Jay,I see one hand reaching out to another - but what's the other doing, hm?

At 10/22/2006 08:43:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

the other one is reaching out to the 1st hand.. however i understood the symbolicism..***reaches out to Triggers Blog..he must have posted somethng new***

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Been out whole day.. on a field trip in North Gujarat.

Oh .. John and Robbie's comments should be ignored if they drop any)

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I know where you are. I guessed it :P:P:P

btw glad to see your french is improving.. 'moi'

At 10/12/2006 01:43:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

don tell anyone ...ssshhh!!!.. yeah i had to coz u r more inclined to the french ppl ;)


..... I don't know.

At 10/13/2006 02:56:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

grrrrrrr Slimo... find it out fast .


Too many people, but I think I know...

At 10/14/2006 02:15:00 PM, Anonymous robbie said...

they all look the same fucken curry munchers;))


you're in the bushes

At 10/15/2006 12:28:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

Suga is always looking behind the bushes :-? i wonder y ....

and RObbie mo fo u have been asking Softy for my pic .. ha ha ha u cant identify this curry muncher.

At 10/15/2006 06:01:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ladkee ke peeche loool ( means behind the girl ) :)) .. i should have guessed earlier



I just noticed most of you are wearing sandals.


Behind the girl...where's the girl?

jk :P


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At 10/16/2006 11:24:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

who the fuk .. commented and deleted..

Suga ...grrrilla .. now we shd play .. "where is the gal"?

Soo Soo .. yeah we r the lazy bunch .. slip ons are betta..


the girl is in front of jay .. duh elena


Still can't find u, jay - you fell through the street grille or what?


Still can't find u, jay - you fell through the street grille or what?


In the end - Where r u, Jay? I'm curiosly to know?

At 10/25/2006 02:52:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

behind the girl.. anny.


? With white shirt?

At 10/26/2006 10:49:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

Its slightly bluish (tinge) and with strips..


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vasuX 5774chalo: playing tonight ?
jay...Bhooke7721: Yes
vasuX 5774chalo: i will probably be there till 1.30am
jay...Bhooke7721: yes. guess i will be there.By the way was that a Skydiving school u joined ?

vasuX 5774chalo: one has to take a course before jumping solo
jay...Bhooke7721: Oh so u were under training here
vasuX 5774chalo: npe.. this was after i got my license.
jay...Bhooke7721: oh yeah it seemed so... u were a complete pro
vasuX 5774chalo: naaa.. in skydiving .. some one can call themselves a pro probably when they have done about 1000 jumps.
vasuX 5774chalo: i have done only 110
jay...Bhooke7721: 110 Jumps!!!!! yeah.. its a interesting sport. Theory of relativity .. u can call urself .. so .. here in India
vasuX 5774chalo: its not about the jump count.. its skill level.. i will share some professional videos.. u will be surprised what all they can do
jay...Bhooke7721: Oh .. yeah sure
vasuX 5774chalo: check this>\\\junk\adventure...check 77z.avi to see what skdyving is all about and my_dream is what I am planning to do next.
jay...Bhooke7721:that's kool. oh yeah ur adventure sports
vasuX 5774chalo: yeah.. and this is little too extreme.. the sports at that point where skydiving ends. :)
jay...Bhooke7721: hmm .. ur igniting the interest wthin me :|
vasuX 5774chalo: chalo raat mein milte hain (Ok c ya later tonite)
vasuX 5774chalo:accha.. ek info chahiye(wait, i want an Information)
jay...Bhooke7721: hmmm ok
vasuX 5774chalo: my internship is with unilever and most likely i will be doing a project on developing a market entry strategy for unilever on ethnic foods.. koyi pointers mil sakta hai about this topic ?
jay...Bhooke7721: yup can give u some, we can discuss this tonite.
vasuX 5774chalo: awesome.. ek baar projecct finalize ho jaaye.. (in another 3-4 days) and dwe will dicuss it
jay...Bhooke7721: Every one is doing project on food sector these days ..!!!!!!!!!!!1whats the matter
vasuX 5774chalo: yeh tho majboori hai.. unilever diya hai tho karna hi padega
jay...Bhooke7721:he he he he
vasuX 5774chalo: waise kuch din pahle ham apna international trade ke liye.. global opps for indian agriculture pe kuch kiya that
jay...Bhooke7721: See!!! again agriculture :| and its all global 8-vasuX 5774chalo: waise.. apna analysis ke hisaab .. picture itna rosy nahi nikla.. but agar prof chahta hai rosy banaaye tho we painted a nice pic.. actually it was about organic products markets. and opps for indian agri..
vasuX 5774chalo: india mein bahut fight hai organic farming ka .
jay...Bhooke7721: Organic product isnt the in India.
coz abhi itna food demand hai ki we cant feel the tummy even wth chemical Inputs
vasuX 5774chalo: yes.. i know moroever the other challenges.. like soil / water contaminated with fertilizers.. costsly certifications.. yeh sab bahut janjat waala hai.. typical farmer wouldnt want take this headache
jay...Bhooke7721: yeah true :) cola brands carrying the pesticides
yeah north east mein thida initiative hai .. but not to the level that it can be scaled up
vasuX 5774chalo: yup.. bahut analysis kiya ..aur at the end we had to fudge stories.. ki organic badiya hai karke.. because that is what prof believed :(((
jay...Bhooke7721: lmao!! This is called framing the situation according to the persuadee's will to .. persuade him for better marks
vasuX 5774chalo: aaj ek aur fraud course katam kiya(we finished one more fraud course today).. international business.. wee evaluated pakistan as an opp for FDI and invested several billion dollars and convinced the class and prof that it is indeed a good opp
jay...Bhooke7721: :)))))))
vasuX 5774chalo: and couldnt control laugh when prof comments that it was one of the best reports and presentation :))
jay...Bhooke7721: Risk Analysis Nahin kiya .. it depends on the whims and fancy of the one who rules the army
jay...Bhooke7721: Best report :)) laughing my fucking ass off. LAxmi Mittal 8-| would be proud of u.
vasuX 5774chalo: kiye hai.. idar udar ka fanda lagaaya hai .. jayant verma ka ek case padaaya tha.. how to invest in some god forsaken country jaha pe political instability hai.. saare fundae udar se utaake idarr daala bas :)
vasuX 5774chalo:serious fraudgiri hai
jay...Bhooke7721: he he after all we are the best Institute of fraudgiri :))
vasuX 5774chalo: but the kind of conviction with which we and in general eeveryone, pulls off is amazing
vasuX 5774chalo: yeah wd be a strange feeling when u look at urself at the mirror :|
vasuX 5774chalo: hmm..
vasuX 5774chalo: chalo.. me off to dinner and see u later.
vasuX 5774chalo: btw, what time does the ppt start ?

jay...Bhooke7721:at 9 ....X is also attending ??
vasuX 5774chalo: itna lamba chalegea ?(so long)
vasuX 5774chalo: which company u said.. i forgot.
vasuX 5774chalo: no i may not go some1 else is handling
jay...Bhooke7721: *******
vasuX 5774chalo: may be some RM wll be there to meet them and to give gyan about the batch
jay...Bhooke7721: Arre baap dada waali beaurocratic company hai..... Saare College ke pass outs hain wahan.( Its our dad's company .. filled with alumni)
vasuX 5774chalo: abhi tho its important we create a buzz in the corporate.. isi liye thoda jaake milke aate hai
vasuX 5774chalo: he he he jaroor t will end in an Hour.
vasuX 5774chalo: .. ciao later

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I have a feeling no comments here cos the dialog's too darned long...hehe

...couldn't wrap my head round some of the yarn u spun, mostly the hindi, gibberi stuff...

...do me a favor, JJ, open a new blog for this kinda back-and-forth... somewhere humorless, like Mars, maybe(hehe)?

...damned 'logue almost made me forget...best of luck at the game btw,bro...

At 10/22/2006 05:53:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

Ha ha ha Thanx . Yeah it was meant for the desi janta.

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Persuasive communication started with a lot of hullaballoo... However, I am glad that its coming to end. Tomorrow I will be submitting my scrap book on persuasive illustrations in everyday life, I collected in last month.

For the Great Persuader .. we did our Gandhigiri. The season was on coz of lage rahe Munnabhai(carry on munnabhai). Funnily "it is" like a bit of the British carry on series as it follows the hit prequel(sans the sex and crap in it). It has been entered into the Oscar race not in the foreign film category but in the mainstream. That makes it three Indian films in this Oscars. Water by Deepa Mehta is Canada's entry. India's official entry is Rang de Basanti (Color me saffron).Whoaaa!! we had so many movies to chose from this time... That Omakara couldn't make it is so sad. :(

2 days back, Robbie had said he is gonna watch Munnabhai. :-?

We made a movie of Gandhi clippings ..Put in a lot of Persuasion theories in between and played his favorite songs flute version in the background.

[It was surprising, how much material we could collect from our batch mates and we always thought we don't respect him or ignore his ideas.]

We illustrated it with Scenes from Munnabhai.

Munna and circuit have become iconic. There are a lot of Munna-circuit jokes doing the rounds. Jokes arent as gr8 but they r sweet specially with Munna and circuit in mind.

Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? (Circuit, what the fuck is this ford!!)
Bhai, gaadi hai. (Big bro, its vehicle)
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? (Then, what's oxford)
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.(bole to, Its simple, its a bullock cart)

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What is Gandhigiri by the way? I'm hearing it often these days. I'm curious to know...


I like that song.
can I get it? where can I get it.

I expect my info soon.

At 10/11/2006 02:32:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

Gandhigiri is Gandhism in new avatar .. blended with taporigiri.. ha ha ha i meant ... Those rowdies of mumbai using Gandhism in thier own way .. calling it Gandhiri in thier langauge.


Hahaha, good thing Gandhiji isn't alive... he wouldn't have been able to put up with all this shit.

At 10/12/2006 11:01:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

arre slimo infact Gandhiji ..should be happy shdnt he.. the way he has been treated in.. Movie.. Atleast the movie brings in hope of Gandhiji and he shdnt care much about terminology .. shd he.. plus .. this crap is tolerable as compared to the actual shit happening all around


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They were roaming around in the campus with a black T-shirt on, which splashed on the back "Lets teach the nerds how to play ball".

They belong to the 85 member strong contingent of IIM B , who have come here to put us down and proof we are all about Academics. Our rivalry is gonna soon find its place in the annals.

It was the 1st day , we had lost the cricket match badly. Mates came back and said we were being too nice a host ... and that the guests been sledging big time.

We didnt do much had our usual tempo shouts and we put up a banner "Sangharsh finally helped u enter IIMA"(Sangharsh is the name of the competition between us and IIM B) The next match was Badminton.. for which i have been practicing the whole week at the expense of Garba, dandiya and all other festivities.

They had a strong team held together by an inter IIT Champion. We thought of putting me as the 2nd singles player and increasing the probability of playing their 2nd best player and hence making a chance of atleast winning one singles. But at the last moment we said forget the trick and lets go with a simple order. I was put on top. And i drew the champ.

The 1st game was on.

He was clearly under my noose with me winning the 1st game easily. The second game I presented to him in a platter. He was clearly tired.. I was playing well but my serves weren't going right. Too many mistakes for a game of that standard.

In that last game my unforced errors continued. Hitting on the ground ... shots that were fed to me high above the net. serves outside and on the net. Still I managed to fight back to 11 - 11. And again I made like 4 unforced errors to give him the game at 15 - 12.

The score read 2-1 but I was happy for I won hearts and was a moral victor ( that's what a loser says .. right!!) .. but hey !!! there were chicks coming to me patting me and saying u were better just hard luck..(whoppa) even from the opponents camp and there was this French gal who said " nvm that u lost , but u have such a good game :D" . Hey i know i am boasting and stuff but I really loved what I did.

The team went on to win 6-1. The 1 was the only game they won against me ( so sad :(). Yeah my team patted me cause I tired their best guy out and they forfeited the doubles game against me.

We leveled the overall score between the universities to 1-1. Later, we won the Tennis also. The events gonna go till 2nd October.

I came back, missed Softy and an another gal so much. I enjoyed the whole night with some vodka and videotaped myself singing Sutta and GMD.

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I'm reminded of the West Indies cricket team. Hah :P

At 10/01/2006 07:15:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

the losers or the winners :-? my team won tho .. 6-1 .. grrrilla... he he and yeah there were gals with thier tiny little asses held in oh so short ... pants.. and shorts:P


Both sides :P. They're supposed to be non nerds and are supposedly good in sports. But they lose to "nerds". And the "nerds" are supposed to be weak in sports, but you guys beat them. There are big inconsistencies, both in the loser and winner teams :P

Chicks and short pants/shorts =P~

At 10/02/2006 07:40:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

aye .. lol i wasn't thinking on these lines .. ha ha ha... was totally far out.

At 10/02/2006 07:47:00 PM, Anonymous Robbie said...

moral victory? winning hearts? fuck me dead!You were the only fucker who let your Uni down? Just stick with the things you do right like ermm( i will tell ya when i find em).And wtf French chicks patting you? blow me!They think your a dog( or may be cats, cats are ugly,) or some shit?
Anyways badminton is a chicks game u queero!What abt cricket huh? u didint mention getting flogged by another bunch of losers

At 10/02/2006 07:52:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

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At 10/02/2006 07:56:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

Oh i commentyed nastily but then i thgt its goona hurt u mo fo.. so deleted it..

Well, if chicks never cheered for u .. not my fault.. We did win and then the doubles match.. Badi is a chicks game only if u play like won.. and u pussy we did win the overall championship... We lost in cric and we mentioned it (yay!! u hadnt played in it . :P).. yeah u do need a life.. get a cat prolly only one who can blow u . :|

At 10/02/2006 08:08:00 PM, Anonymous Robbie said...

oo i stepped on the right nerve:P

At 10/02/2006 08:11:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

i look at ur status and see "who is despo " ... mmiao miao .. some1 needs u :|

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At 10/02/2006 08:24:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

deleted the above coz .. Robbie asked me.. to .. and now fuker u better comment somethng relevant to the blog topic:|

At 10/02/2006 08:27:00 PM, Anonymous Robbie said...

miao? I know its you underneath that sink jussy! *Ka Booommm*! Another pussy gone!

At 10/03/2006 09:23:00 PM, Blogger Ish said...

Congratulations for the draw.When do we get to see you singing Sutta and GMD? :D

At 10/03/2006 10:50:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...

prolly soon.


when can we see those videos??????
you mentioned it so you must post it. it better be your next blog. upload it to youtube


Yeah Jay, I'd particularly love to see you bounding 'round the badi court. I guess you drew (or was it 'lost'?) 'cos you kept trippin' over your love-handles :-)


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I came back from the practice (already 11:30 pm).. was very tired. I surfed for a while. Then, I contacted study group members. They had already divided the work(for the day's presentation) .. The topic that wasn't chosen by anyone , was to be done by me. However, it could only be started if someone else would have sent me after completing his part... I asked him and he said I should sleep and wake up early by then he will complete and send me. I was hungry (had missed my dinner). I slept at 12:30 am and woke up at 2:30 am.. I was hungry but didn't have enough to order from canteen. So i walked down to the floor's pantry. It was dark and everyone was asleep. Suddenly, one door flung open letting a dim light pour outside from the room.

I picked up a cake and some lays from the pantry, slowly strolled towards the room and I asked to the figure in semi darkness.

Jay: "Christopher, u didn't sleep or just woke up?"

Christopher:"nah, i didn't sleep"

Jay: "Y so? u used to sleep early and it's 3 a.m."

Christopher: "Nothing much. I am an Indian"

p.s. Christopher is a French student , here on exchange programme for one term.

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whaa, no one else is commenting here blah

At 10/02/2006 08:13:00 PM, Blogger JAY said...


typo correction:>>

Robbie .. replace it wth Jay and Replace jay with robbie.

At 10/02/2006 08:15:00 PM, Anonymous Robbie said...

ha so u do wanna eat me!fuck:|



At 10/06/2006 01:27:00 AM, Blogger JAY said...

Trigger commenting in the blog .. seems .. he has updated his own blog :|

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