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A bit of jazz in blog, however, falls tremendously short of being a musical

Another day of Joy and Jay

It was 6:30 am .. birds were making noise outside.. and i had just finished my "convo" and was bout to sleep.. then.. a flash of hand.. hits the jug and it falls on the bed.. water everywhere .. my Laptop :((.

I do whatever my rush of blood tells me to do..

I let it dry and stare at it pathetically.. my head spinning fr the amount of work i have to do in next week... damn cant do my "1 am chat stuff" :P and yeah a cash crunch.. i may lose the laptop ..

but yeah i cant see what is to be done wth a Laptop + water spillage nor can i get from online forum. see how grave the situation is!!!!!

and as I stay there still and confused .. suddenly.. i clutch my chest and wince in pain.(oh!! it was bak.. the chest pain.. its been 4 yrs.. it hits me.. being a medical xpert of the family .. he he .. neva told anyone else. BUT WHY NOW?). I
open my palm and check those dark lines again and the big breakage in there.The breakage suggests like somethng drastic to happen at around this time in my life...may be the time has come to say gudbye.. But some Palmist suggested its not the lifeline one .. it shows the mental condition .. so like i wd go insane.. but, that wont b a palpable change only 30 % i kno now dont consider me insane.. peanuts.. yep.

I have been in messier situations but this ranks among the top.. and when i am in messier situations, two thngs happen to me:-

1. i get creative thought(don start throwing laptops fr creativity)

2. i think of sleeping my ass off.

So, it was simple.. 1st ting 1st... I SLEPT.

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Sword Fight in EuRoPe :

on our left: richest indian on earth (afta me)... and oporpopor of biggest STEEL GIANT.





on our right: a dubious businessman of russian origin.




prize : ARCELOR , luxemburg the 2nd biggest steel corporate.

blows afta blows: Mittal’s original offer of 18.6 billion euros
ups the ante with 25.8 billion euros.

parapharnalia
: govt. meetings and what not.. british indian french .. and half of the bloody europe.

the opponent : no one has heard till now of any moves.


the mood
: no one wants the hedgemony of one kingpin in the STEEL INDUSTRY in whole world.

THE RESULT : ARCELOR GOes in bed wth the russian with the blessings of Vladimir Putin.

what that means for poor shareholders
: they are goona have less say and arcelor handed its fotune to the will of a wary russian... instead of the more open, candid and better concern for the labor and shareholders, offered by mittal.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY : If u wanna avoid the hangman's noose .... SHOOT URSELF.

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with love from PREMJI

I have not been following much about him and last encountered his name .. while brushing through JACK WELCH'S .."straight from gut"...

..was just waiting for some witty retort from an industry doyen on reservation issue... and it came from him .. lemme hand over the mic to him.
AZIM PREMJI :
I think we should have job reservations in all the fields. I completely
support the PM and all the politicians for promoting this. Let's start
the reservation with our cricket team. We should have 10 percent
reservation for muslims. 30 percent for OBC, SC/ST like that. Cricket rules
should be modified accordingly. The boundary circle should be reduced
for an SC/ST player. The four hit by an OBC player should be considered
as a six and a six hit by a OBC player should be counted as 8 runs. An
OBC player scoring 60 runs should be declared as a century. We should
influence ICC and make rules so that the pace bowlers like Shoaib Akhtar
should not bowl fast balls to our OBC player. Bowlers should bowl
maximum speed of 80 kilometer per hour to an OBC player. Any delivery above
this speed should be made illegal. Also we should have reservation in
Olympics. In the 100 meters race, an OBC player should be given a gold
medal if he runs 80 meter .
Disclaimer: cannot confirm the resource .. recieved it last nite ..when a guy multicasted on IP MESSENGER.
Request : The quote does get a thumps up .. hope he decides to reduce his equity in WIPRO .. :D for some people, eager to invest, can have fun.

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