Jay's oeuvre: VACATIONS OVER

VACATIONS OVER
Friday, January 06, 2006

so was in the extension of "rann of kuchh" which merges with the arabian sea.
the sea breaze cudnt handle me the very 1st day, and the mythical MET deptt decided to hand over my case to the "cold viruses". So, that was it, i slept my ass off and played AOE in the room. In between were my vain attempts to fight the resistance of my sista and brthr in law to leave the discomfort of home.
Finally, the day i was to leave, i decided to turn religious coz i needed somethng.
the gal who is the daughter of myh brthr in laws' brthrs' daughter( i donno wtf tht means, point is she calls me uncle). She is 22 ( i guess so) wasnt much of a liabilty in the whole vacation.
So, we boarded a boeing 747 to DWARKA . well, ok,ok!! it was not exacly boeing or airbus coz it was just a bit small and couldn't fly but rest was same atleast the hospitality. well ok i mean the pilot was a bit hoarse and was goading us as if we were sheeps, into the airbus but rest was same. and oh did i mention airbus! no, it was boeing .
beside me, was this guy struggling hard to understand the logic behind similar triangles class XTh maths( god knows y some1 wd pich that at the age of 30).
in front of me was a man wiht a short beard like osama hmm i constantly stared at him. hoped to find atleast one terrorist in this lifetime. probablities were high coz it was pak border and yeah lot of crossborder.
but luck has to have like this; my excitement was to be blown he didnt speak a word; forget the guns, bullets, grenades,i was expecting.... awwwwww.

well, had he spoken; atleast, it wd not have been hard core gujju and wd have given my interpreter ( that gal i mentioned earlier , remember!!!) some relief.

meanwhile as the boeing crawled on a strip of coaltar, tearing a stratch of sea water..... i was deep into my dreams.

suddenly the ramanujam among us screamed "hey i will get down now!!!"

i would say "y the fuck u speakin in english when i doubt they understand my freakin hindi!!!!"

nobody can listen to what my heart speaks uffffff!!!! thankfully

yeah and then i again settled bak to my seat listening to some "aap ka nasha "....they say this song is a craze in these parts