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Tennis_balla_shot_calla and blogging
Saturday, August 05, 2006

Business communication classes has been strange.We have to put a poster on the walls, where someone else would comment on it. Everyday, I am hit on with some nasty realty.

On last wed. I had a business presentation. The topic could have been any random topic.I was to be marked on my presentation skills and how can I improve my skills.

I slept till 5 am in the morning and I had like 3 hrs left to think of an idea and prepare practice dress and go to get the screw.

Lol and i ended up in the tennis room discussing .. "how croatians make the best gay"(random don't even think bout it.. bad for health). but yeah meanwhile I struck upon the idea of making a business presentation on blogging.
and i did.... i wanted to put my blog in a slide as demo... however, it was this time that it had to happen (Murphy's law: if something can go wrong it will).... DoT Tricks were at it again .. Blogger blocked.

Thankfully, I was talking to one of the meanest assholes in the world... John otherwise known as tennis_balla_shot_calla.
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John (02/08/2006 6:42:57 AM): you don't know how to tie a tie?
John (02/08/2006 6:43:09 AM): it's over under loop and swoop or something like that
John (02/08/2006 6:43:18 AM): surely you can look it up on the internet
Jay (02/08/2006 6:43:38 AM): well good idea
Jay (02/08/2006 6:43:44 AM): but wanna prepare my own
John (02/08/2006 6:44:19 AM): noo I think you are misinterpreting what I'm asking
John (02/08/2006 6:44:32 AM): what do you mean when you said find a guy that will tie my knot?
John (02/08/2006 6:44:46 AM): or I'm misinterpreting what you're saying
Jay (02/08/2006 6:45:08 AM): i have to go in formals today
Jay (02/08/2006 6:45:21 AM): someone i need to tie the knot of my tie
Jay (02/08/2006 6:45:38 AM): its so embarrassing i cant do one properly myself till today
John (02/08/2006 6:46:31 AM): ok so I did understand you. so why can't you look it up on the internet. There's got to be some idiot that put it out there somewhere because of helpless people like yourself
Jay (02/08/2006 6:47:33 AM):
Jay (02/08/2006 6:47:36 AM): idiot
Jay (02/08/2006 6:47:49 AM): It comes wth practice
John (02/08/2006 6:48:05 AM): I mean smart guy because there's a lot of people that don't know how too. I didn't learn till I was out of college
John (02/08/2006 6:48:19 AM): and since you're technically still in college I guess you're ok. Even though you are 56
Jay (02/08/2006 6:52:53 AM): come on
Jay (02/08/2006 6:52:58 AM): make osme slides for me
Jay (02/08/2006 6:53:02 AM): some*
Jay (02/08/2006 6:53:13 AM): ii am making a ppt on Blogs
John (02/08/2006 6:53:44 AM): http://www.tie-a-tie.net/windsor.html
Jay (02/08/2006 6:53:58 AM): oh 1st lemme prpare the ppt
John (02/08/2006 6:54:06 AM): http://www.scoutdb.org/h2tat/
John (02/08/2006 6:54:43 AM): I think the 2nd one might be better just remember if you're looking at the picture it's going to be opposite
Jay (02/08/2006 6:59:12 AM): make a few god damn slides John
John (02/08/2006 7:00:11 AM): of what? I don't know what your presentation is on or am I supposed to have a presentation on how to tie a tie. I gave you 2 perfectly good websites
Jay (02/08/2006 7:00:26 AM): bad boy
Jay (02/08/2006 7:00:33 AM): i am making a ppt on blogs
Jay (02/08/2006 7:00:41 AM): i have 45 minutes more
John (02/08/2006 7:03:47 AM): does al gore's myspace count as a blog anyways I'm sorry I don't know how to help you as I'm blog ignorant becuase I don't do that stuff
Jay (02/08/2006 7:29:56 AM): hey thats ok , i need 10 more minutes to finish this off
John (02/08/2006 8:12:16 AM): grr how do I do a screenshot again?
Jay (02/08/2006 8:12:29 AM): fuk click the print acreen
John (02/08/2006 8:13:27 AM): fuk where the hell is that?
Jay (02/08/2006 8:15:06 AM):
Jay (02/08/2006 8:15:17 AM): near the insert button
Jay (02/08/2006 8:18:21 AM): grr i am putting someone else's blog
John (02/08/2006 8:19:23 AM): I messed it up anyways I believe
John (02/08/2006 8:19:45 AM): for some reason it's showing my desktop on the side of the page
Jay (02/08/2006 8:20:17 AM):
Jay (02/08/2006 8:20:20 AM):
John (02/08/2006 8:20:31 AM): ok here let me try it real quick again
John (02/08/2006 8:21:12 AM): see if this is any better hurry up and accept this invitation though
John (02/08/2006 8:22:10 AM): hmm nope just cut off some of it fuck if I know what the deal is I only had your website showing
John (02/08/2006 8:25:19 AM): ah ha I got it if you're still there
Jay (02/08/2006 8:26:19 AM): thanx

So, i inserted the screenshot into the presentation and ran to the class.

Only later did i realize that .. what is the setting .. for such a presentation. I cooked up something like this:

Setting: I am part of the HR team in a software organization which wants to bring in corporate blogging in its cyberculture and in future is looking to horizontally integrate into e-business.

Presentation: basics, types of blogs, key factors and issues, basic structure of blog , and a business model/corporate blogging.

Various Comments: Clever idea.
One should not have his tie poking out from the coat, below.
Good answer on privacy issue.
Prolly if u stand upright it will help.

thanx tennis balla.

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