Jay's oeuvre: Badi mates frauding thier way to Mangement..

Badi mates frauding thier way to Mangement..
Wednesday, October 11, 2006

vasuX 5774chalo: playing tonight ?
jay...Bhooke7721: Yes
vasuX 5774chalo: i will probably be there till 1.30am
jay...Bhooke7721: yes. guess i will be there.By the way was that a Skydiving school u joined ?

vasuX 5774chalo: one has to take a course before jumping solo
jay...Bhooke7721: Oh so u were under training here
vasuX 5774chalo: npe.. this was after i got my license.
jay...Bhooke7721: oh yeah it seemed so... u were a complete pro
vasuX 5774chalo: naaa.. in skydiving .. some one can call themselves a pro probably when they have done about 1000 jumps.
vasuX 5774chalo: i have done only 110
jay...Bhooke7721: 110 Jumps!!!!! yeah.. its a interesting sport. Theory of relativity .. u can call urself .. so .. here in India
:P
vasuX 5774chalo: its not about the jump count.. its skill level.. i will share some professional videos.. u will be surprised what all they can do
jay...Bhooke7721: Oh .. yeah sure
vasuX 5774chalo: check this>\\192.168.240.1\junk\adventure...check 77z.avi to see what skdyving is all about and my_dream is what I am planning to do next.
jay...Bhooke7721:that's kool. oh yeah ur adventure sports
vasuX 5774chalo: yeah.. and this is little too extreme.. the sports at that point where skydiving ends. :)
jay...Bhooke7721: hmm .. ur igniting the interest wthin me :|
vasuX 5774chalo: chalo raat mein milte hain (Ok c ya later tonite)
vasuX 5774chalo:accha.. ek info chahiye(wait, i want an Information)
jay...Bhooke7721: hmmm ok
vasuX 5774chalo: my internship is with unilever and most likely i will be doing a project on developing a market entry strategy for unilever on ethnic foods.. koyi pointers mil sakta hai about this topic ?
jay...Bhooke7721: yup can give u some, we can discuss this tonite.
vasuX 5774chalo: awesome.. ek baar projecct finalize ho jaaye.. (in another 3-4 days) and dwe will dicuss it
jay...Bhooke7721: Every one is doing project on food sector these days ..!!!!!!!!!!!1whats the matter
vasuX 5774chalo: yeh tho majboori hai.. unilever diya hai tho karna hi padega
jay...Bhooke7721:he he he he
vasuX 5774chalo: waise kuch din pahle ham apna international trade ke liye.. global opps for indian agriculture pe kuch kiya that
jay...Bhooke7721: See!!! again agriculture :| and its all global 8-vasuX 5774chalo: waise.. apna analysis ke hisaab .. picture itna rosy nahi nikla.. but agar prof chahta hai rosy banaaye tho we painted a nice pic.. actually it was about organic products markets. and opps for indian agri..
vasuX 5774chalo: india mein bahut fight hai organic farming ka .
jay...Bhooke7721: Organic product isnt the in India.
coz abhi itna food demand hai ki we cant feel the tummy even wth chemical Inputs
vasuX 5774chalo: yes.. i know moroever the other challenges.. like soil / water contaminated with fertilizers.. costsly certifications.. yeh sab bahut janjat waala hai.. typical farmer wouldnt want take this headache
jay...Bhooke7721: yeah true :) cola brands carrying the pesticides
yeah north east mein thida initiative hai .. but not to the level that it can be scaled up
vasuX 5774chalo: yup.. bahut analysis kiya ..aur at the end we had to fudge stories.. ki organic badiya hai karke.. because that is what prof believed :(((
jay...Bhooke7721: lmao!! This is called framing the situation according to the persuadee's will to .. persuade him for better marks
vasuX 5774chalo: aaj ek aur fraud course katam kiya(we finished one more fraud course today).. international business.. wee evaluated pakistan as an opp for FDI and invested several billion dollars and convinced the class and prof that it is indeed a good opp
jay...Bhooke7721: :)))))))
vasuX 5774chalo: and couldnt control laugh when prof comments that it was one of the best reports and presentation :))
jay...Bhooke7721: Risk Analysis Nahin kiya .. it depends on the whims and fancy of the one who rules the army
jay...Bhooke7721: Best report :)) laughing my fucking ass off. LAxmi Mittal 8-| would be proud of u.
vasuX 5774chalo: kiye hai.. idar udar ka fanda lagaaya hai .. jayant verma ka ek case padaaya tha.. how to invest in some god forsaken country jaha pe political instability hai.. saare fundae udar se utaake idarr daala bas :)
vasuX 5774chalo:serious fraudgiri hai
jay...Bhooke7721: he he after all we are the best Institute of fraudgiri :))
vasuX 5774chalo: but the kind of conviction with which we and in general eeveryone, pulls off is amazing
vasuX 5774chalo: yeah wd be a strange feeling when u look at urself at the mirror :|
vasuX 5774chalo: hmm..
vasuX 5774chalo: chalo.. me off to dinner and see u later.
vasuX 5774chalo: btw, what time does the ppt start ?

jay...Bhooke7721:at 9 ....X is also attending ??
vasuX 5774chalo: itna lamba chalegea ?(so long)
vasuX 5774chalo: which company u said.. i forgot.
vasuX 5774chalo: no i may not go some1 else is handling
jay...Bhooke7721: *******
vasuX 5774chalo: may be some RM wll be there to meet them and to give gyan about the batch
jay...Bhooke7721: Arre baap dada waali beaurocratic company hai..... Saare College ke pass outs hain wahan.( Its our dad's company .. filled with alumni)
vasuX 5774chalo: abhi tho its important we create a buzz in the corporate.. isi liye thoda jaake milke aate hai
vasuX 5774chalo: he he he jaroor t will end in an Hour.
vasuX 5774chalo: .. ciao later
jay...Bhooke7721:bye

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